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Old 11/02/13, 09:53 PM
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What does the BUCK Say...?

Chore time in the goat pen with our bipolar buck + too some wine + fun with DD....


The chick goes peep, Duck goes quack
Dog goes woof, And cat feels wormy
Cow goes moo, Pig goes squeal
Fox goes Hatee, the hawk goes screee
And the horse goes nayyy-nayyy-nayyy
But theres one sound only we know

What does the buck say?

Bleh-bleh-blay-bleh-blee-blah-bluh
Bleh-bleh-blay-bleh-blee-blah-bluh
Bleh-bleh-blay-bleh-blee-blah-bluh

What the buck say?

Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-pow-pee-pow
Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-pow-pee-pow
Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-pow-pee-pow

What the buck say?

Phhhttt-blur-blur-blur-be-blur-phhttt-blur
Phhhttt-blur-blur-blur-be-blur-phhttt-blur
Phhhttt-blur-blur-blur-be-blur-phhttt-blur

What the buck say?

Oh-woo-hoo-be-hoo-be-hoo-he-hoo
Oh-woo-hoo-be-hoo-be-hoo-he-hoo
Oh-woo-hoo-be-hoo-be-hoo-he-hoo

Crooked Tooth, yellow hair, chasing does, and breaking fence
Fresh clipped hooves, on the rock, suddenly your really mad
Your fur smells bad, so untouchable, your just peed on your-or face

But if you meet a friendly do-oh, how will you speak to that that doe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…

Will you communicate by b-do-oh-oh-oh-oh

What does the buck say?

Bleh-bleh-blay-bleh-blee-blah-bluh
Bleh-bleh-blay-bleh-blee-blah-bluh
Bleh-bleh-blay-bleh-blee-blah-bluh

What the buck say?

Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-pow-pee-pow
Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-pow-pee-pow
Whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop-pow-pee-pow

What the buck say?

Phhhttt-blur-blur-blur-be-blur-phhttt-blur
Phhhttt-blur-blur-blur-be-blur-phhttt-blur
Phhhttt-blur-blur-blur-be-blur-phhttt-blur

What the buck say?

Oh-woo-hoo-be-hoo-be-hoo-he-hoo
Oh-woo-hoo-be-hoo-be-hoo-he-hoo
Oh-woo-hoo-be-hoo-be-hoo-he-hoo

The secret of the buck, really ornery.
Somewhere you don't belong, I know you're on my car.
What is your smell? Will it ever wash off?
Will always be a mystery what do you say?

You're my guardian angel hiding in the barn.
What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)

(bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)
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Old 11/02/13, 10:08 PM
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Love it so much. Now you just need the music video!!!!!
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lol The video might be a little R- rated what with the golden showers and all. :P
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Old 11/02/13, 11:58 PM
 
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No matter where I go - cannot escape this crazy song! What does the fox say.....
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Old 11/04/13, 01:35 PM
 
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Seen video yesterday....What does the farmer say.... lol
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LOL! I like your version better!
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