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08/07/11, 04:29 PM
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Student of goatology.
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My milking song...
I was in a silly mood. Add another verse! 
Do your teats hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie 'em in a know
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Do they give a lot of milk
Do they hang inside the bowl
Do your teats hang low
Do your teats hang plumb
Do they point out like a gun
Do they wiggle when you walk
Do they waggle when you run
Do the tips get pink when you're standing in the sun
Or do your teats hang plumb
Is your milk like honey
Or does it taste a little funny
If you could sell it by the quart
Would you make a lot of money
Is it creamy and sweet like white chocolate Easter bunny
Is your milk like honey
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Cloven Trail Farm
Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am!
Ja-Lyn's Radio Flyer, aka "Rad" on his 17th birthday.
9/14/93 -12/3/10.
Rest peacefully my soulmate, I'll love you forever.
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08/07/11, 05:04 PM
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Love it
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Oat Bucket Farm
Central Kansas
The past is valuable as a guidepost, but not so if used as a hitching post.
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08/07/11, 05:05 PM
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More dharma, less drama.
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That is wonderful!
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"No great thing is created suddenly." ~Epictitus
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08/07/11, 05:36 PM
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HAHAHA just (sort of) Like the old camp song!
Great lyrics!
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08/07/11, 05:59 PM
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"---- goat, ---- goat, you ---- goat" -
"---- goat, ---- goat, you ---- goat" -
"---- goat, ---- goat, you ---- goat" -
"Oh, how I hate you, ..now come here and give me a kiss"
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08/07/11, 07:13 PM
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Farming with a Heart
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haaa haaaa
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Saanens, Nubian & Nigerian Goats, Silver Fox Rabbits, Mini Jerseys, BLR SL Wyandottes, hatching eggs and more!
Find us on facebook here
or our website here
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08/07/11, 09:01 PM
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Too good to not share!
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08/07/11, 09:09 PM
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hahahahhaah!! but hon, please check the ventiliation your barn, methinks it may be lacking some! teehee!
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08/07/11, 09:12 PM
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Hate Oz. Took the shoes.
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Rofl!!!!
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08/07/11, 09:23 PM
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Student of goatology.
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Location: Ohio
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chewie
hahahahhaah!! but hon, please check the ventiliation your barn, methinks it may be lacking some! teehee!
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Nahh, it's wide open and very airey!!!
So anyone up for another verse?? 
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Cloven Trail Farm
Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am!
Ja-Lyn's Radio Flyer, aka "Rad" on his 17th birthday.
9/14/93 -12/3/10.
Rest peacefully my soulmate, I'll love you forever.
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08/07/11, 10:01 PM
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LOL!! Too cute... I'm not gifted with words, so I can't add on but I'll watch for additions 
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08/07/11, 10:06 PM
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That is adorable!!!
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08/07/11, 10:18 PM
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Love it 
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08/07/11, 10:22 PM
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I am a Christian American
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Do we gather all the cream?
Does it taste just like a dream?
Do we make it into butter?
So good our hearts go a flutter.
Do you know what I mean?
Do we gather all the cream?
uhmm, missing homemade butter goat milk or cow either one...cannot wait for Clover to freshen!
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Trish
 Seriously, I am COMPLETELY dressed!
Just keep moving...just keep moving! 
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08/07/11, 10:33 PM
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Moderator
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Okay, here's a couple more. 
Do your teats feel chapped
Is that why your tail slaps
Can I rub in some salve
Can I help you with the scabs
will you give me a big jab
Do your teats feel chapped
Are my hands too cold
poor circulation, getting old
Do they give an icy twinge
is that why I feel you cringe
The grain it has no mold
Are my hands too cold
Is the stand too high
is it way up in the sky
is it too big of a jump
or is there lead inside your rump
do you like to see me cry
Is the stand too high
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Last edited by gone-a-milkin; 08/07/11 at 10:44 PM.
Reason: spelling gone bad in creative fit
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08/07/11, 10:36 PM
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I am a Christian American
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Location: Wisconsin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gone-a-milkin
Okay, here's a couple more.
Is the stand to high
is it way up in the sky
is it too big of a jump
or is there lead inside your rump
do you like to see me cry
Is the stand too high |
I LOVE this! too funny!  I think that is my Luna you are talking about!
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Trish
Seriously, I am COMPLETELY dressed!
Just keep moving...just keep moving!
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08/07/11, 11:23 PM
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Goats are like crack
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Are you goofy, are you nosey
Are you pretty as a posey
Do you jump, do you climb
Do you fall on your behind
Do you run, do you mosey
Are you goofy, are you nosey.
Do you baaa, do you bleat
Are you quick on your feet
Do you browse, do you graze
Did you start this goat craze
In the middle shall we meet
Do you baaa, do you bleat.
(Mine are all wethers, so no milking here. LOL!!!  )
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08/07/11, 11:36 PM
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Student of goatology.
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Oh what a riot!!!! 
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Cloven Trail Farm
Lord help me be the person my dog thinks I am!
Ja-Lyn's Radio Flyer, aka "Rad" on his 17th birthday.
9/14/93 -12/3/10.
Rest peacefully my soulmate, I'll love you forever.
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08/08/11, 01:23 PM
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ROFLMAO, this thread is great!
Will you melt in the rain
Is water really such a pain
Are you really made of sugar
Will you please take one step further
Is it all in your brain
Or will you melt in the rain.
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08/08/11, 08:13 PM
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We really need a "LIKE" button on here! lol...
So creative.. I love it!
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