Alright. Tell me what you know.
I am still unsure about whether I want to try this again, but if I do, thinking I might try lamanchas. I loved my Nigies, but more milk with less fat sounds kinda better.

I do need quiet goats... I am *technically* not supposed to keep any livestock larger than ten pounds here, but my neighbors all adored Molly and her pal, so as long as they're quiet, no worries. My plan with the Nigies was that they were "pets" not "livestock", but anywho.
We would have two or three... how much hay and feed would these gals need as adults? And, with standards, is it possible to "stagger" breedings so we always have fresh milk? And how often do the big gals come into heat? Is it monthly, or seasonally?
Also, how difficult is artificial insemination for newbies? Successful AI, I mean. DH would rather try that than keep a buck, but not if it's a huge pain and we only have one or two heats a year to work with. Also, how much do the straws go for? Any special equipment I need, or can I just use it immediately and be fine?
If we do decide on a buck, it will be a Nigie, along with a wethered Nigie buddy, or do the whole "buy lamancha buckl, use, eat" thing.