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Old 02/18/12, 11:16 PM
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Heard a good one today, had to laugh
Was talking to a guy today and he asked what I did, I told him I farmed and we had a small dairy herd. He asked me if I knew the differance from a dairy farmer and a convict ? I said NO. He says , well a convict gets time off for good behavior. I had never heard that one before, hehe > Thanks Marc
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Old 02/19/12, 05:48 AM
 
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That's a good one.
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Old 02/19/12, 06:49 AM
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Gotta tell my boss!
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Old 02/19/12, 08:07 AM
 
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A convict also gets to sleep in on Sunday......................
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Old 02/19/12, 08:30 AM
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LOL! True!
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Old 02/19/12, 11:01 AM
 
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Don't worry Marc, as a raw milk producer, we may get that "time off" soon! lol
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Old 02/19/12, 11:05 AM
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That is a good one. Another one I like is:

Why is it so hard to make money farming? Because you buy retail, sell wholesale and pay the freight both ways!
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Old 02/19/12, 01:18 PM
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Good one Marc...Spring is almost here....Topside
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Old 02/19/12, 06:03 PM
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Or:
How do you become a millionaire dairy farming?
It's easy; you just start with TWO million ...
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Old 02/19/12, 07:13 PM
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Who says there's no money in dairy farming? There's plenty. I know, I put it there.
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