Things I Learned From ACOw

[Karenrbw]

Top Ten Things In Life I Learned From A Cow

 Wake up in a happy mooo-d
 Don’t cry over spilled milk
 When chewing cud, remember there’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste
 The grass is greener on the other side of the fence
 Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on
 Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth
 Honor thy father and mother and all your udder
relatives
 Never take any bull from anybody
 Stepping on cowpies brings good luck
 Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings everyday

[adpond]

I live in SE Kansas, and put an ad in the good news. I got like 4 calls of different variety advertising milking cows.

[LesleyS]

they will live for many mooooons