01/24/08, 12:05 PM
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Duchess of Cynicism
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: NE Ohio
Posts: 3,230
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Cow Knowledge joke
City Slicker was visiting relatives, and his cousin, Country Bumpkin took him out to the pastures to see the livestock. After a while, City Slicker asked "How come not all the cows have horns?"
Country Bumpkin quickly explained-" Some are born that way, they are called naturally polled. Other's, for safety reasons, we burn the baby horns off."
City Slicker thought for a while, then pointing at a black and white animal, asked "How come that cow doesn't have horns?"
After falling off the fence, Country Bumpkin finally replied "Cuz it's a HORSE!!!"
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 Living in the present is staying ahead of the past. 
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