
12/02/07, 05:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Northern Michigan (U.P.)
Posts: 9,384
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As the farmer and his advisor were discussing the need for some new bloodlines, requiring a new bull, the farm’s three bulls were listening. The oldest bull proclaims “ That new bull isn’t getting any of my cows, I’ve only got 35 as it is and won’t give up one.” The next bull states, “ I’m not about to release any of the cows I’ve got, too bad for him.” The youngest bull says, “ I’ve only been here a year and there are only a few cows that I claim, but they’re all mine.”
A little later a semi pulls into the yard, dual stacks smoking. The driver swings open the trailer door and this huge, monster of a bull struts out. This bull paws the ground, lets out a beller and steps over to the fence. Instead of looking thru the fence, this big guy looks right over it. Well, this is the meanest animal those bulls have ever seen. The older bull, comments, “ Well you know I think maybe I’ve been a bit stingy with my band. Perhaps I’ll let him have some, just to be fair.” The other bull, agrees, “ Yea, it would only be fair to share with this new bull.” Suddenly, the youngest bull trots out into the barnyard, head high shorting all the way, pawing the ground. The other bulls call to him, “ Hey what are you doing? He’ll kill you!” The young bull explains, “ I just want to make for certain that he knows that I’m a bull.”
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