Why don't cows give beer?

[Terry W]

AS I was helping Isaac feed last night, I had a question I asked him, and he got a real good laugh out of it. I asked him--

With the way the silage smells, why doesn't the cow give beer, instead of milk? Or why doesn't it at least fall over drunk when it is finished with it's rations?


He laughed the way he does, head thrown back and mouth wide open, and stated "I never really thought about that! They do smell like they had a few, don't they?"

[HazyDay]

Maybe thats why my goats don't move around much in the winter! We get them drunk from Dec-March!

[Jcran]

My husband would gladly go into dairy farming if only they would! Or at least he'd complain about the goats and cow a lot less.