New Farm Sign

[Slev]

I'm considering a new farm sign to hang out front by the driveway. The problem is I'm not artistic enough to really do a professional looking job.

<title, centered on sign> "Freemartin Dairy Farm"

<pic of the rearend of a cow looking back at you>

<tag line> "For milk so lite, you'll swear you're drinking air"


....I don't know, I think the tag line needs something else..... I'd like to include the word "udderly" in it somewhere, without getting too wordy

Anyone have any better ideas?

thanks

[francismilker]

You might try the tag line, "Milk so lite, you can drink all night!"

[genebo]

How about, "For milk so lite, it's an udder delight!"

Genebo
Paradise Farm

[Gin64]

Freemartin dairy???Thats a contradiction in terms isn't it? A freemartin is a nonbreeding heifer!LOL

[65284]

Yes, an hilarous contradiction in terms. And I suspect that's his intent. I think it's a little sly "tongue in cheek" humor. Freemartin milk would be light drinking indeed. He just want's to see how many folks "get it". Good one Slev.

[Slev]

yes 65, you are correct. It's best if you not read my other ramblings on here as I post about all of the problems I've had to overcome.

....but wouldn't it be great to have a large sign next to one of those pasture only entrances on some old country road, (with no farmhouse around?)

I know the local farmers would get a laugh... and ain't that what life is about?

[jerzeygurl]

we are Dolittle dairy

1. yes we talk to our animals

2. no matter how much we Do we get Little done.....