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Originally Posted by ZealYouthGuy
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I know the fellow who owns pride of the andes ....
He sets up a display in the cattle barn at Berea Fair every year ... nice fella as far as con . .. er sales men go ...
defiantly a pyramid scheme ...I have herd his spiel many a year ...here is how HE works it
I will sell to you this lovely breeding female .. and since you do not live on a farm , I will board her for such and such amount dollars a day , and arange for her vet checks , breeding , and care of young for you and charge you a fee to do that , I will arange for the shearing and selling of the fiber .. and take a cut on the profits of that , I will sell her offspring for you and take a portion of profits ... and you can come visit her anytime you like .....
He gets the marks too .. I stand in awe of this man every year ... just on the farct that he can even find that many folks who are willing to invest ...
but than this is the same fair where one year I had some little old lady walk by with a friend stop and watch a calf nursing on one of my highlands , nudge her friend and exclaim ( I kid you not .. this really happened )
"Look Ethel That Bull has FOUR penises !!!!! ""
Berea Fair is Cleveland Ohio's county Fair .. It is a really urban fair ...