They always want to do surveys.
"Can you take this quick survey?"
"It is -48 and I am trying to get help from someone so I don't die."
"It will only take a couple minutes."
"Are you an idiot? You are taking up my last little bit of battery. Put me on your never call this

again list" Hang up.
They call back in an hour.
"Can you take this quick survey?"
"Are you trying to kill me?"
"It will only take a couple minutes."
"I told you never call this

again or I am calling the police!!"
"OK Sir, we will put you on our do not call list. It may take a couple weeks."
"My battery is dying..... you killed me....." Hang up.