
06/28/11, 02:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: north Alabama
Posts: 10,813
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Oggie's cats could write better copy for that description.
"The real power of the GreenSmart system is the entire collection of components, controls and technology features like: accent lights, flame adjustments, blower control and a choice of pilot ignition modes. The fabulous wood-like fire appearance, seven-piece log set, featuring the Award Winning Ember-Fyre™ burner, ..."
I keep expecting a drag queen model from "The Price Is Right" to pop out of the page and wave arms in appreciation. You know how models will stick their arm in front of an appliance or car, and then slowly pull it back to reveal the appliance and draw attention to their breasts? "See that FABULOUS wood-like fire?"
Nothing about BTU output in the basic description, nothing about dimensions, just gushing. Seven piece log set, huh? What if you want to upgrade to an EIGHT piece log set? My choice of pilot ignition modes? Garsh, I must be in techno-heaven. Shall I light the pilot THIS way? Or maybe I could stand over here and light it THIS way? Decisions, decisions.
So I go to the SPEC link, and see that it has
"Maximum BTU Input
46,700 (NG) 46,700 (LP) BTU's"
BTU INPUT?!?!? That means it is an air conditioner. Cool. However funny, it brings up a question. If it is 80% efficient, and the BTU INPUT is 46,700, does that mean the effective BTU OUTPUT is only 37,360 BTUs?
What makes me think this might have been made outside the U.S.? I would advise inspecting the unit thoroughly for steel thickness, joint seals, and quality, just because of the poor documentation. Is it U.L. listed? Will you insurance company approve it?
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