Hey Neighbor , Do Me A Favor.......

Live your own life. ---- the neighbors.

Pete

dear neighbor
Yeah Im the fireworks guy three times a year I have displays always finished by 10pm your invited to come have a burger and watch the show . Wont do any good to call the sheriff as he'll be at the show watching so will the fire dept. And BTW I purchase a permit for all our get togethers as the county requires .
Please dont call me and complain about the fireworks shot at mid night thats the neighbor on the black top. dont blame me for the 11pm display either thats the country club .
No the sound wont break your windows .
Nope last week wasnt firing salutes I was siting in my rifle deer season starts soon . Ive seen that little buck he's cute but will taste even better.
Well my horse wouldnt have broken your dogs ribs if the dog hadnt been trying to chase him in his pen . Ya know we trained out dogs to protect the chickens and goats , yours wouldnt have come home all torn up if it hadnt been chasing our stock.
Oh john hes a good neighbor just quiet and keeps to himself those veggies ya found on your porch were just his way of saying welcome . always was quiet but has been a bit more of a shut in since his wife passed away.
Dont worry about snow some one will clear your drive. If ya see us moving cars to high ground the waters coming up and ya might want to be sure your papers are on a high shelf .
Oh would ya let me know next time your gonna burn off the leaves so I can disc a fire break . I dont mind having the field burnt but prefer not to have it done in 30 mph winds kinda scorched the shed

I kind of thought that was the case. I figured security lights only help in densely populated areas and in rural areas it's better to be dark since the bad guys will need flashlights which would give them away.