The costs in here might be a few years old, but I'd bet that it would probably still be feasible. Got it in an email a while back......
LET'S RETIRE AT THE HOLIDAY INN
"No nursing home for me! I'm checking into the Holiday Inn.
With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00,
there is a better way when we get old and feeble. I have already checked on
reservations at the Holiday Inn. For a combined long-term stay
discount and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night. That leaves $138.77 a day for:
1. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner in any restaurant I want, or room service.
2. Laundry, gratuities, and special TV movies. Plus, they provide a swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge, washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap. They treat you like a customer, not a patient. $5.00 worth of tips a day will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
There is a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free. The handicap bus
will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp).
To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.
For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus and eat at one
of the nice restaurants there. While you're at the airport, fly somewhere.
Otherwise, the cash keeps building up.
It takes months to get into decent nursing homes. Holiday Inn will
take your reservation today. And you are not stuck in one place forever, you
can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city. Want to see Hawaii? They
have a Holiday Inn there, too.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need a mattress replaced? No
problem. They fix everything and apologize for the inconvenience.
The Inn has a night security person and daily room service. The maid
checks if you are OK. If not, they will call the undertaker or an ambulance.
If you fall and break a hip, Medicare will pay for the hip, and Holiday Inn
will upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
And no worries about visits from family. They will always be glad to find
you, and probably check in for a few days mini-vacation. The grandkids can
use the pool. What more can you ask for?
So, when I reach the golden age I'll face it with a grin. Just forward all
my emails to the Holiday Inn!"
Upon telling this story at a dinner with friends and too much red wine, we
came up with even more benefits the Holiday Inn provides to retirees:
Most standard rooms have coffeemakers, reclining chairs, and satellite
TV-all you need to enjoy a cozy afternoon. After a movie and a good
nap, you can check on your children (free local phone calls), then take a
stroll to the lounge or restaurant where you meet new and exotic people every
day.
Many Holiday Inns even feature live entertainment on the weekends.
Often they have special offers, too, like the Kids Eat Free Program.
You can invite your grandkids over after school to have a free dinner with
you. Just tell them not to bring more than three friends. Pick a Holiday Inn
where they allow pets, and your best friend can keep you company as well.
If you want to travel, but are a bit skittish about unfamiliar surroundings,
in a Holiday Inn you'll always feel at home because wherever you go,
the rooms all look the same.
And if you're getting a little absent-minded in your old days, you
never have to worry about not finding your room--your electronic key fits
only one door and the helpful bellman or desk clerk is on duty 24/7.
Being perma-skeptics, we called a Holiday Inn to check this story
out—and are happy to report that they were positively giddy at the idea of us
checking in for a year or more. They even offered to negotiate the rate (we
could have easily knocked them down to $40 a night!).
See you at the Inn!