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Old 01/18/07, 04:57 PM
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Careful, FM, last person I assisted I had to go to court against.
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Old 01/18/07, 05:00 PM
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Sullen tell us more?
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Old 01/18/07, 05:23 PM
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Oh man I did in November but everyone was so convinced I must have done something it turned into a "sullen is evil somehow" thread.
Long story short, I was nice to someone, she was rotten to me, when I followed her after she blew her horn at me 3 times she got a cop to believe I was going to ram her with my DH's truck. Wonderful.
Aren't people nice?
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Old 01/18/07, 10:35 PM
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YOu can see the water was higher...look at the ice on the doors!
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Old 01/19/07, 12:59 AM
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OK, I have to admit too that I have asked myself what was she thinking...

Long story short, there I was hanging out at my dock and this group of ladies pulled up in this large canoe type boat. They said they were in distress because they were trying to go up the creek with a paddle.... and they were getting tired. With several more miles to go and the sun quickly setting they asked if I had an outboard motor they could borrow.

Seeing that the only thing I had was a 40 foot flybridge cabin cruiser without snap in carpet and they had wet drawers from paddling so hard, I did what any normal generous guy would do....

SHED THEM CLOTHES LADIES!


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Old 01/19/07, 09:50 AM
 
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If this is even true.....

You, sir, are a cretin. You give this poor woman a choice of dieing via hypothermia, or stripping naked so she can get in on your fancy leather seats. I wouldn't doubt that you could be charged with blackmail or some form of coercion charge by the legal system for offering her that choice of dieing or stripping naked.

How about just offering her your coveralls to put on over her wet clothes...how about offering her the coveralls to sit on to protect the leather....oh and btw, leather isn't ruined by water, the cow who wore the leather originally was out in the rain quite a bit more than likely.

What a jerk.
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Old 01/19/07, 10:01 AM
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If this is even true.....

You, sir, are a cretin. You give this poor woman a choice of dieing via hypothermia, or stripping naked so she can get in on your fancy leather seats. I wouldn't doubt that you could be charged with blackmail or some form of coercion charge by the legal system for offering her that choice of dieing or stripping naked.

How about just offering her your coveralls to put on over her wet clothes...how about offering her the coveralls to sit on to protect the leather....oh and btw, leather isn't ruined by water, the cow who wore the leather originally was out in the rain quite a bit more than likely.

What a jerk.
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Old 01/19/07, 10:22 AM
 
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Stickywitch, is that you?!?
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Old 01/19/07, 11:31 AM
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Old 01/19/07, 11:31 AM
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Stickywitch, is that you?!?

ROFL!
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Old 01/19/07, 11:32 AM
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Come on, now, FM,

We're ready for another story....
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Old 01/19/07, 12:16 PM
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Watch it, Mike...I am the stickywitch channeler. (good stuff only)
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Old 01/19/07, 08:45 PM
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LOL,I love these threads. There's good times to be had in Illinois

Boy,that's a massive truck in that first pic. I like the color of it.
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Old 01/19/07, 09:28 PM
 
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Sticky? Maybe...but if not, certainly a fantasy troll tale, with an alias or two thrown in to make it look good.
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OMG!! I find this story amazingly unbelievable!!! I laughed until I cried & then laughed some more! lol Good one!!
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Old 10/18/07, 11:01 AM
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LOL Im amazed this one survived the pruning! Actually Im surprized it wasnt pruned at the bud!
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Um, do you have any pix of her nekkid?

LOLOLOL...

I'M JUST ASKIN' IS ALL!!!

(pm me...lololol...)
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Old 10/18/07, 03:16 PM
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ok, Im going to be nice...for Melissa's sake
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