Im Parked on the Trespassers Clothes!

I've had to check in several times today to get the latest "installments" on the story. Be sure and keep us posted for any later developements FM!!!

What a story. Do any of the pictures show the ground where you burried the 10,233 stray dogs you shot shoveled and shutup about in your Dec 2nd thread over the last 20 years?? You slipped up on the last S in SSS.

Exactly!

This thread brings back fond memories of my teenage years. Wasn't there a Country song about a couple that had figured out how to put the spice back into their marriage...something about 'a blanket on the ground'?

LOL,nice catch there Ed.

Get real folks,doesnt add up.

BooBoo

Who cares if it isn't true (but I think it is)--I bet all you naysayers still had a chuckle.

Maybe you should stick to Fox News if all you want is the God's-honest truth, lol.

Who notices how cold it is, in the 'heat of passion'?

32 degrees ???? LOL,its freezing,get them clothes off honey...Yeah,right!

Now lets see,Im standing there naked,freezing.Im a hunter.Im facing untold humiliation,my family getting dragged through the mud.Think someone with clothes on might just have a rifle in his face?Think OP might just have a bullet whizz past an ear? Dont think a second shot would be needed,but our Hero is sooooo bad,doesnt faze him???

Nope,Im gonna take it because poster is so big and bad?Just bet we would find out just how bad he is.LOL,and poster is sitting there in his truck on his laptop???? Come on,that truck would be being trashed big time by me.Window one,window two,bye bye radiator....

I dont think so.

If I had to return with said gun,I would ruin posters day,bet on it.Bet my buds would be helping to ruin posters day too.

PuhLeeze!! Im sitting there with my laptop,gaily tapping away as it happens,to HT???? Yep.I believe it,NOT!

LOL,cute story though.

BooBoo

I remember my camp being well below zero back in the day.
Desperate times call for desperate measures...

I bet you like it with the lights off, too...lmao.
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I can believe the story. Sounds like something that would happen anywhere around Higbee, Missouri or remote areas of Howard, County, Missouri.

Thats "where the hoot owl and chickenhawk have intercourse." :baby04: :baby04:

This reminds me of things that happened at our "old" place years ago. Our driveway went past our house and buildings and then up to the hilltop to a quarry. We had people (usually married, but never to each other) drive by in the wee hours, going up to the quarry to "park", then drive back an hour or two later. We had little kids at the time, and were getting disgusted with the traffic on our driveway waking us and the kids up, so I would back my truck across the drive when I heard someone go by.

So, yes, I can believe every bit of this story, since similar things happened at our place.

The Op's Handle = "Fantasymaker"

Hmmmm...compound word...

First word = "Fantasy"

Definition from www.dictionary.com:

1. imagination, esp. when extravagant and unrestrained.
2. the forming of mental images, esp. wondrous or strange fancies; imaginative conceptualizing.
3. a mental image, esp. when unreal or fantastic; vision: a nightmare fantasy.
4. Psychology. an imagined or conjured up sequence fulfilling a psychological need; daydream.
5. a hallucination.
6. a supposition based on no solid foundation; visionary idea; illusion: dreams of Utopias and similar fantasies.
7. caprice; whim.
8. an ingenious or fanciful thought, design, or invention.

2nd word = "Maker"

Definition from www.dictionay.com:

1. a person or thing that makes.
2. a manufacturer (used in combination): drugmaker; garmentmaker.
3. (initial capital letter) God.
4. the party executing a legal instrument, esp. a promissory note.
5. Cards. the player who first names the successful bid.
6. Archaic. a poet.

Therefore, "Fantasymaker" =

"A manufacturer who forms mental images, esp. wondrous or strange fancies"

There ya go ... draw your own conclusions...

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We just got to read an excerpt from what may become a best selling novel....for free....and those who are saying it isn't real are probably those without any fantasy in their lives!

The whole story is just not quite right. The picture of the road to where the poster lives is just dirt, no base no gravel, you can not use a road like this on a day to day in out it will just not hold up. This is a road around a field that gets used only once in a while then only when its dry enough to work the field.
I come to this forum to learn, to swap homesteading ideas, share things that work for me and did not work for me, I have too much of a life to watch soap opras on the idiot box much less read them on the internet.
Fantasymaker is now a poster that I just skip, as not worth my time, the people that over see the forum do a good job this one just slipped by but should have been removed. This is just my opinion for what that is worth.

loved the story on this bleak Monday morning.

Since having kids, I carry a diaper bag & put my license, money & credit cards in my pocket. Saves time & agrivation fumbling with kids & a pocketbook.

Cathy

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That road, apparently downhill, with an apparent bend to the left could well be the driveway on our "farm" in e. kentucky. In fact, it was a picture of that access that convinced us to inquire about that parcel. Now, I am a bit concerned. I have heard reports about Bigfoot there. And bears. I have seen big cat tracks and turkey tracks bigger than my hands. It never entered my mind that our driveway might be someone's lover's lane. I wonder if a bloody hook was found on the passenger door handle?

There are plenty of roads around here that look like that and people DO live on them.

And since the county now demands that there be trash pickup for everyone, it's very funny to drive around the countryside and see those big plastic county trash cans at the entrance end of these little dirt tracks.

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Yep there are a few resting in peace(well till the other night) in the pic of my field with the plane in it.
Thats actually just the north edge of that field.
By the way If I had said I had a plane and airport at home would you have belived that?

BOOBOO
It was nowhere near 32 here that night more like 50 there were a few showers ,for some reason we didnt dicuss if they dodged them or not.
I never said anything about big and bad more like a teddy bear than a grisly bear.
Now I dont know the rednecks in your part of the woods but around here most rednecks get pretty shy when they are naked
Also most folks cant predict the future noone knew they were facing any humiliation other than the one at that minute at that spot.
As for the rest of your post well you dont sound like a very nice person do you? But Im glad you posted that It will help people undersand why us "way out in the sticks folks" dont like the idea of others coming unbidden onto our property.
And just a piece of advice for you and your buds,before shooting at someone be sure they dont have the drop on you. Even teddy bears have friends.

Knock yourself out,I dont buy it.

Whether you think Im nice or not.

BooBoo

That pic is my field access it branches off from my driveway that you see in another pic.
dont think Id sweat the bigfoot or bear thing much I hear they are pretty reclusive.
Now as for killer turkeys I think there might be a few on here that would be glad to come protect you from them .
Ya might ask Big Rockpile theres some nice proof of his experiance in that field over in the post "Sell Me Your Place"