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Old 01/07/07, 02:07 PM
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As I have posted before I travel a lot so I use a pcme card in a laptop computer for internet access I frequently sit at the end of my road to access the net because ofthe good reception there.It works thru the cell system.
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Old 01/07/07, 02:11 PM
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Im not sure why it shows a 3:50 time as I post this its 2:20 pm here but I bet it shows as posted at a diferent time
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Old 01/07/07, 02:23 PM
 
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wait... lemme get my popcorn and junior mints!
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Old 01/07/07, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Cornhusker
What were they hunting at 2:00 in the morning?

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Beaver??

Gosh Westwood, good reply!

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The dumb thing had pictures of herself with various men in there doing, ahhem,"adult" activities. And they passed them round pretty fast. Hubby was outraged thretening to kill people if he didnt get them back.Stopped him dead in his tracks when one of the guys said isnt this your dad with her? FIL(his dad) went into a major tirad. Turns out another of the pics is Hubby with another guy and her ...so he knew!...well at least some I dont think he knew about his dad.
The guy I caught with her last night wasn't in any of them. Funny thing two fights broke out over this, not the hubby of FIL and not guys who were in the pics .Now I wonder whats up with that?
ROFL, now that's pure country living right there...
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Old 01/07/07, 02:36 PM
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ROFL, now that's pure country living right there...
LOL I know. I've seen so much crazy stuff happen in country/hillbilly communities that I have no reason to disbelieve fm's story.
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Old 01/07/07, 02:51 PM
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Oh this is just hilarious!
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Old 01/07/07, 03:43 PM
 
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Wow, sure makes my neighbors look boring!!

Beaver.....good one, Westwood
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Old 01/07/07, 06:11 PM
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I've spot lighted a few that thought our driveway (or the absentee neighbor across the road's driveway) was a great place to pull over for a little hanky panky. Haven't had to do it in quite awhile so word must be out that the property is occupied.
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Old 01/07/07, 06:14 PM
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This is even better entertainment than the thread about men having to sit while they pee!!! Although I'm not too sure I believe the part about all the photos and the dad etc. Fantasymaker, are you sure that this isn't just one of your FANTASIES????
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Old 01/07/07, 06:39 PM
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Im not sure why it shows a 3:50 time as I post this its 2:20 pm here but I bet it shows as posted at a diferent time
I think it depends on the time zone your registered to, I know mine shows up different than the time really is here in Alabama. Don't worry what those guys think, they don't like it they don't have to read it.
BTW this is dashley not papaw.
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Sometimes better to just MYOB. In public isn't the best way to have this sort exposed.
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Maybe they got a splinter in their careers. LOL.
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Old 01/07/07, 07:36 PM
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Hmmmmm... I am having a hard time with parts of this story.... I (ahem) know that you do not remove ALL of your clothes and become "naked as jaybirds" when you're rushing through a bit of illicit activity..... The guy will leave shirt and socks on, the woman too. And you certainly wouldn't dump the clothes on the GROUND instead of the readily available vehicles.....(why risk DIRT or leaves on your clothes as evidence??

Also, ladies: What woman do you know that carries a wallet, but no purse? Ever seen a woman with a wallet in her back pocket? And in her day to day life, what with paying for items, pulling out cash, pulling out the debit card, etc, would even have ROOM for all those pictures??

I think the answer is in the screen name.......
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Old 01/07/07, 07:51 PM
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Also, ladies: What woman do you know that carries a wallet, but no purse?
I do.
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I recently started carrying a purse... after 10 years of carrying just a wallet following about 10 years of carrying a wallet in a diaper bag
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Old 01/07/07, 08:01 PM
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.... I (ahem) know that you do not remove ALL of your clothes and become "naked as jaybirds" when you're rushing through a bit of illicit activity..... The guy will leave shirt and socks on, the woman too. And you certainly wouldn't dump the clothes on the GROUND instead of the readily available vehicles.....(why risk DIRT or leaves on your clothes as evidence??
Is that from personal experience?

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Also, ladies: What woman do you know that carries a wallet, but no purse? Ever seen a woman with a wallet in her back pocket? And in her day to day life, what with paying for items, pulling out cash, pulling out the debit card, etc, would even have ROOM for all those pictures??
Many women do, but apparently this trampy broad who runs around the woods "naked as a jaybird" does too. This lady (ahem) apparently did not graduate from the charm school you are thinking of. I've got pictures in my wallet (not of sexual escapades) and they fit just fine. Jill, I guess these people are apparently not from your neighborhood. Good story.
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I do.

how come you aren't playing Blocks?
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ive been in the woods with a gal befor, completely nekid. had my jeans n tshirt on the passenger side laid (lol) on the ground to keep mine and the gals feet clean while we ..... well u know, kissed n stuff. never went down some dudes drive.
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Old 01/07/07, 08:10 PM
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how come you aren't playing Blocks?
I'm multi-multi-tasking.

Doing server stuff and searching google and a few other things too.

That's normal for me.
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