What do all these abrv. mean?

I had been really wondering about the Teotwawki, hope I spelled it right....sounds like a south sea islands god.

I no wat u mean!

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And I just hate it when people don't capitalize the first word in a sentence!

But enough of that, looks like I need to get in the kitchen and start baking cookies! Just in case you're not planning to come to Dubai to collect soon, I'll share the best peanut butter cookie recipe on earth:

1 cup peanut butter
1 cup sugar
1 large egg

That's it! I guarantee they are the best cookies you ever ate.

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And you thought abreviations were annoying?

How long ya bake them for and what's the temp? (I'll overlook your sentence fragment if you'll overlook my grammatical errors lol)

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But I capitalized my conjunction! Besides, that's how people really speak, so I refuse to agree that it's incorrect. You won't find them in any of my formal papers, but everywhere else is fair game for sentences beginning with conjunctions and even (gasp) ending in prepositions!

Bake at 400 degrees for 8-10 minutes.

To the oven! Now I just have to figure out what to make for dinner lol!

Be sure you do the little criss-cross thing on the top with a fork. And let us know how they come out. Cookies for dinner!