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Duct tape - the universally known fixer upper for all homesteaders and farmers!!!!!
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Don't forget the bailing wire.
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 www.darktable.com See what happens when you get carried away! Scroll down to aspiring dentist tinfoils buddy's apartment...
uh oh- can't find the website from yesterday now- I am googling and trying connects like crazy without success- I know it exists...unless I wasn't wearing my tin foil hat and they got me!
Last edited by Grandmotherbear; 12/18/05 at 03:50 PM.
Reason: link appears to have been hijacked
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12/18/05, 04:20 PM
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It seems that tin foil hats and chem trails go hand in hand.
La la la la la la (merrily skipping my way to insanity!!)
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12/18/05, 04:55 PM
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I haven't read all of the Chem Trails thread but here's a thought, maybe, it's the Chem Trails that are MAKING us THINK we need tin foil hats.
Either way, I like my hats, Moldable for every season.... 
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Foiled toilet .......... very interesting
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12/19/05, 10:16 AM
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Plus,being a FRUGAL HOMESTEADER (Take THAT Moderator,its a homestead topic  ),they last forever AND you can drain your homemade noodles with em. |
I'd imagine you'd get a little tired of the hair in your spaghetti. Or is that just extra protein?
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12/19/05, 10:27 AM
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I wear mine when I am on this forum  It is a hershey kisses shape.
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12/19/05, 09:35 PM
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Are we doing the right thing here folks? I was watching a re-run of Myth Busters last night. They where working on busting the myth that you can fool a radar gun. They tried all kinds of silly things, like a disco ball, a cd hung from the rear view mirror, painting the car a flat black, l.e.d.'s around the licence plate. None of them worked. I was kind of hopeful though when they wrapped the car in tin foil. I thought of this thread and figured that it would work, after all we wear out tin foil hats to reflect off the mind reading ray as well as the mind controling rays too. Right?? But *GASP* the tin foil made the car's speed get picked up in the radar EARLIER than all the other ones. The tin foil didn't deflect the radar gun, but it reflected it back sooner. So now I am wondering if this is gonna cause us problems? And BTW, wouldn't yall think that with the little funnel at the top of the hat would kind of gather up all our thoughts and channel them up out of our heads? Now I am worried. Someone set me straight here......please???? 
God bless you and yours
Debbie
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Second question first....It is VERY important that you shape the tippy top of your foil hat correctly. At the minimum, 1/2 inch of the peak must be folded over during shaping to prevent your thoughts from exiting the tin foil hat. This must be done early in the process so that you don't wind up with a bump on the apex of the finished product.
Alien mind reading guns don't work like police speed guns. Speed guns read reflected rays that were emitted by the gun. Alien mind reading guns just receive, they don't transmit.
I have no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of mind controlling rays currently in use by aliens. 
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12/19/05, 10:14 PM
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The funnel is easy to plug. First ya gotta work over a big wad of chewing gum- at least an hour of double time chewing- then push that into the opening of the funnel and then you can stick foil to it thereby blocking off any brain waves from exiting improperly.
Bubble gum works best..
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12/27/05, 12:49 PM
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MIT actually did an experiment on the foil helmets. Long story short, they don't work, they amplify the wave frequencies.
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
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to paraphrase
curses...folied again
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i got ticked off at my cow for tipping over the pyr bowl so i slammed her on the top of her pointy head with the aluminum pan. it looks more like a conquestidor hat than a cone shape. she does seem to ocassionally follow instructions from someone other than me.
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The silly squirrels... they had the shiny side inwards... any ol fool knows its shiny side out.
Also, from the link, it appears they spent all of three seconds fashioning their headgear... an obvious rookie mistake. One must sculpt the hat to fit, with multiple layers smoothed out and together... none of those ol rough edges... Bwahahahaha...
I have such a well designed TF hat that I have to take it off to type... as the signals can't make it from my massive brain to my fingertips...
SIDEnote: How did this post survive the 'prunings' for over two years???
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Wrong Wrong WRONG....
The shiny side goes IN...
I'm keeping my brain waves in, don't want em leaking out!!! I'm not worried about someone else trying to read em. Also, I get my instructions from the mother ship better with the shiny side in...
At least that's what the little voices tell me..... :baby04: :baby04: :baby04:
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You are all assuming the government or aliens care about your mundane thoughts!
The hat is actually to prevent MIND-CONTROL!
So the shiny side goes OUT to keep the mind control rays from coming in.
You may notice aftwer wearing the hat you no longer care which brand of jeans to buy, lose cravings for fast-food burgers and no longer think that Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan are as talented as you had previously thought.
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Wow, old thread but funny one.
Some names that aren't here anymore too.
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You are all assuming the government or aliens care about your mundane thoughts!
The hat is actually to prevent MIND-CONTROL!
So the shiny side goes OUT to keep the mind control rays from coming in.
You may notice aftwer wearing the hat you no longer care which brand of jeans to buy, lose cravings for fast-food burgers and no longer think that Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan are as talented as you had previously thought.
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Would it take care of the urge to buy bottled water too??
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07/28/07, 09:48 AM
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SIDEnote: How did this post survive the 'prunings' for over two years???
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It's not in General Chat. GC is where the posts get pruned.
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07/28/07, 10:15 AM
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For total protection (not just your head), try an entire wardrobe:
Very sheer, comfortable undergarments you can wear over your regular underwear to shield yourself from powerline and computer electric fields, and microwave, radar, and TV radiation. This silver-plated, stretchable, washable nylon mesh is electrically conductive. It provides EMF radiation protection by reflection. Plus you won't get those static shocks as you used to in dry weather and your clothes won't cling to you! Fabric provides up to 35dB of shielding at 100 MHz. Made in USA. Surround what you want to protect.
http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html
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