Since we don't have a gator forum...

[cricket]

I told my husband that if he'd hold the duct tape, I'd jump him. Yeah, he looked at me like you are looking at the computer. Oh well. I'm currently holding out for the gator people to come get him but if he's still here next weekend, I'm borrowing a gun....The lengths I will go to for my critters! So far the gator is staying on the other side of the fence but I don't think it's realized yet that I have a gator buffet on my side and I don't want him to.

[Paint Crazy]

I think you are going to be missing some chickens, dogs, cats, goats, and/or small children. Have you called the gator rescue people or are you depending on the neighbor to do that? Times awasting girl.....get busy with that phone......and please don't tell your Momma when things like this happen....you know she gets nasty and whiney.