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02/07/13, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Alice In TX/MO
That and she was almost deafened. She was holding the door open for him.
It's so bizarre that it's almost funny.
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You guys have to stop, my sides hurt...
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02/07/13, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by CaliannG
"No, I am putting the shotgun away. When you can show that you can use it RESPONSIBLY again, and not go shooting squirrels in the front yard when the therapist, or other company, happens to be here, and after you have HEALED, then perhaps you may have it back. Until then, your shotgun privileges have been revoked."
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02/07/13, 03:30 PM
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You just can't out think that man. I suggest psychotherapy- he obviously meets the criteria of "a danger to himself or others."
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02/07/13, 03:32 PM
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Alice you really need to write a book.
"The Misadventures of Dan the Man" or "Dan's World"
"When Dan the Man's Squirrel Hit the Fan"
"Rescue of the Boat"
Limitless options.
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02/07/13, 03:35 PM
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"You Can't Hold a Good Dan Down..."
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02/07/13, 03:36 PM
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"You Can't Hold a Good Dan Down..."
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 Bwahaha
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02/07/13, 04:12 PM
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 There is no such thing as overkill....when dealing with varmints! Hope DH is recovering well.
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02/07/13, 04:32 PM
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There is no such thing as overkill....when dealing with varmints! Hope DH is recovering well. |
I love that you registered just to cheer for Dan.
 Welcome to the forum!
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02/07/13, 06:04 PM
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~laughs~ THIS is the thread that brings Gena's hubby out of the closet? 
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02/07/13, 06:07 PM
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There is no such thing as overkill....when dealing with varmints! Hope DH is recovering well. |
Welcome!!!JbarGfarmDH! 
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02/07/13, 07:14 PM
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There is no such thing as overkill....when dealing with varmints! Hope DH is recovering well. |
Say, welcome just noticed your first post here!
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02/07/13, 07:25 PM
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More dharma, less drama.
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One time a couple of friends were visiting. We were in the middle of lunch, and Dan noticed that one of the light bulbs in the fixture over the dining table was burned out. Understand ( I think you do ) that he totally fixates on the project.  He got a new bulb and stood on the dining table, between the serving dishes, to change the light bulb.
My friend calls it "Planet Dan" where none of us can understand.
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02/07/13, 07:51 PM
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I love that you registered just to cheer for Dan.
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I have been cheering for Dan for some time...DW keeps me in the know.
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02/07/13, 07:53 PM
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~laughs~ THIS is the thread that brings Gena's hubby out of the closet? |
I like being in the background......
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02/07/13, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Alice In TX/MO
One time a couple of friends were visiting. We were in the middle of lunch, and Dan noticed that one of the light bulbs in the fixture over the dining table was burned out. Understand ( I think you do ) that he totally fixates on the project. He got a new bulb and stood on the dining table, between the serving dishes, to change the light bulb.
My friend calls it "Planet Dan" where none of us can understand. |
He sounds like someone I would love to have lunch with. Actually, he sounds as entertaining as a goat lol!!! 
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02/07/13, 07:56 PM
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Where we will soon learn he is sleeping...in the barn, with the goats, til he learns how to behave. LOL!
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There is no such thing as overkill....when dealing with varmints! Hope DH is recovering well. |
Yes, I have seen this man take off in nothing but jogging shorts and boots to the barn to exterminate a possum with a .22. DS said he shot 5 times and, of course, DS had to investigate and assured me there were 5 hits. He believes in what he says!
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02/07/13, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Alice In TX/MO
He said the wrist is a bit swollen, and he can only put about half the weight on it when using the walker. <----this sentence just amazes me. How rediculous can this whole situation get???
My younger son replied to my first email, "He needs to stop doing stupid s**t."
Then, I emailed him your funny headline about Hubby being beaten into a coma. His reply was that his father's "head is the only bone that isn't experiencing osteoporosis."
I feel like I'm being flogged to a frazzle with an Ace bandage.
Hubbby said the squirrel is on the ground by the second pecan tree from the front porch. I hope something drags it away in the night.
Could someone pray for a few calm days for me, please?
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Alice, I hope you all survive this. I am VERY glad that you added the "wine" explanation because I was worrying that this was affecting more than your nerves...
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02/07/13, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Alice In TX/MO
That and she was almost deafened. She was holding the door open for him.
It's so bizarre that it's almost funny.
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 It just keeps getting better...
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02/07/13, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by JBarGFarmKeeper
Yes, I have seen this man take off in nothing but jogging shorts and boots to the barn to exterminate a possum with a .22. DS said he shot 5 times and, of course, DS had to investigate and assured me there were 5 hits. He believes in what he says!
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Huh. He actually stops to put on shorts, huh? 
Alice, I've been thinking about you. Too bad the apple wine is a bust, or I'd send you some.
For medicinal purposes only, of course.
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