Oh I am going to kill me some goats

Ranger · #21 10/23/11, 01:51 PM

Mine wasn't a goat, but a stallion. I was the trainer at a very well known horse farm, when a group of Girl Scouts and their leaders came to visit and learn about the horses. I had gotten one of our stallions out, and the farm owner was giving a talk about him and the other horses, when one of our big customers came up. One of my apprentices came in and took over holding the horse while I went out and talked to the customer. We came back into the arena to see my boss standing with his back to the stallion, the apprentice staring off into space, and the girls staring at the horse.

My beautiful stallion had gotten bored, had let down, gotten hard, and was happily slapping himself in the belly with his penis!

Needless to say, I VERY quickly excused myself, and rectified the situation!!!! I thought our customer was going to pass out laughing!!!

secretcreek · #22 10/23/11, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by wearegoats

Donna's goats have never been behind hot wire or really any kind of fencing at all. They just are little angels that would never think about leaving there yard. If they left the yard Donna couldn't be there to carry them around on that velvet pillow she has for them. I think the drover dog drove them over to the fence or a kid on the other side was singing "red rover red rover send the goats right over and they did. Yeah that was it wasn't it Dee.

My goats that had been trained as tiny kids to fear the fence never got loose. I took two older wethers (Saanens) and they had the sailor genetics. They sailed over or thru the fence that had held my herd safely for over 8 yrs. I gave away the bratty Saanen...he needed way more attention. We put up a much stronger high tensile 6 strand hot fence and the remaining very tall Saanen boy tried to fly over it once ONCE...he got stopped by the taller strands, zapped, and hopped out of his predicament quickly. He respects it now. The mini donks have never attempted to try it.

My first wether greeted a woman visitor , sniffed at her, curled up his upper lip and ...yeah... went all horny in front of her. She thought it was hilarious...as I cringed. His sister was being petted at the county fair by a young teen girl once. The girl was hot and a bit um, funky. The doe sniffed her arm pits, nickered and curled up her upper lip f-o-r-e-v-e-r...that was funny...the girl was not a humored.

The jack donkeys let all hang out so to speak and that's quite a shock to visitors who want to go down and see the cute lil donkeys... LOL
-scrt crk

wearegoats · #23 10/23/11, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ranger

Mine wasn't a goat, but a stallion. I was the trainer at a very well known horse farm, when a group of Girl Scouts and their leaders came to visit and learn about the horses. I had gotten one of our stallions out, and the farm owner was giving a talk about him and the other horses, when one of our big customers came up. One of my apprentices came in and took over holding the horse while I went out and talked to the customer. We came back into the arena to see my boss standing with his back to the stallion, the apprentice staring off into space, and the girls staring at the horse.

My beautiful stallion had gotten bored, had let down, gotten hard, and was happily slapping himself in the belly with his penis!

Needless to say, I VERY quickly excused myself, and rectified the situation!!!! I thought our customer was going to pass out laughing!!!

Your customer? I"M going to pass out laughing!!!

DaniR1968 · #24 10/23/11, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by andabigmac

Mine was a preschool group. Explain that one. I think the parents were more mortified than the kids. The kids thought it was funny. I warned the teacher ahead of time...

Oh my. I don't know if I would laugh or cry.