His Balls Fell Off

What a good and funny thread. Thanks for the laughs everyone!

lol you should hear us dog people!
"oh and then the bitch did .....!" "wow look at that son of a bitch" " that bitch can move!"
"look at the rear on that bitch!" " and "he reached down and only found one ball!" "there he is licking his balls again!" "wish he would just breed her and get it over with!" "that bitch is in heat" ........

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMrK...AE7062ADE5A19C

Yes, animals do bring on interesting things to say.

"She has really nice hand sized teats" "I wish they would just breed" "ewww he is peeing on his face and licking what?!" "She likes that he is peeing on his face?" *barf* "He is only worth what his mother,grandam and sisters are worth" and of course the all important one that is guarenteed to get goat people from all around excited, "We've got goo!!"

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Not only do we take pictures of their hoo has, hoo hoos, or terms of that line but it is perfectly ok and exepected to watch them do "it" and yell at the buck if he isnt doing it correctly. And then we look to make sure she was well bred and the stuff went where it should have. Oh vey the lives we homesteaders lead.

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I'm so done here.

You guys are going to get me fired!

I am SO enjoying this thread!!!

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The correct and medical term is cooch! lol
Once I was so tired I was looking at a catalog before bed and saw "cooch shampoo", I had to do a double take to realize it said "pooch shampoo", jeez wonder what is on my mind, lol!
I do a cooch check for goop but only after he has thrown his head back in apparent "I have done the deed" way.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL Im dieing must breath.
Dh and I just watched one of the girls get bred. Buck did his thing head went back girl said maaaaaa. I said yup he hit the spot dh looked at me "what"?!?!?!?! I repeated and said he did a good job and hit the mark and got her bred. He asked me how do I know told him what you look for and he just stood there puzzled. I just shruged and went back to work. lol

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I'm so done here.

When me an my wifey seen the topic on this thread. We was like WHAT???

It kinda funny in lots of ways but poor poor little guy that lost them.. :smiley-laughing013:

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Along the lines of "farm conversations"...... When my youngest DD was in preschool, we took the kids to the city (about 45 min away) to the zoo. They loved all the exotic animals. The farm area, not so much...... they could see pigs at home, LOL!
It was spring, and as we came around a corner, the llamas were doing what llamas do in the spring. A little voice pipes up "Why is that llama jumping on the other one's back?" I look at the teacher, she looks at me. Ummmm....... Before we could think what to say, a sturdy young fellow says "They are just making babies like my Daddy's cows do!" "Oh, OK." End of conversation..... Teacher and I were glad we didn't have to answer that one!

I giggle my butt off every time I see this "topic" pop up!!

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A friend of mine's 4 year old son had an undescended testicle that got lodged up in his body cavity. Yikes. He finally had to have surgery to move it back where it's supposed to be.

My friend said that his son tells everyone "The Doctor found my lump and moved it back down to be with the other one". Goes over realy well in church.


Funny thread - we're all having a ball.

Well at least he is saying lump and not balls lol

Cross your legs cjb :

What I keep wondering is all this pizzle cutting. Are you cutting the sheath or the little red end that pops out? I hope to never have to do that!
If you cut the actual tip does it still work?

I know I have mentioned this on here last year but it is a funny farm conversation. I was trying to breed my big tall Nubian to my tiny Nigie buck and I was running around carrying him in one arm and a cinder block in another. I was trying to run behind Nibbles the Nubian, throw down the cinder block and get him up there. I thought I finally had it, holding her with one outstreched leg, tossing him on her back and steading the brick with my other foot and holding the back of him with one arm.
That is when I heard " What on Earth are you doing??!!"
I turn to my husband and said " Giving him a leg up he is too short to do the deed."
To which he replied " That is too gross and you are waaay to close to your goats!"
All I know if after all these aerobics again this year but with pallets and plywood she had better be pregnant this time!!

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I get it CJB -we're all having a ball.....or two.

By the way, I almost always find them on the ground. Maybe I'm just looking. It's like finding a prize, like an Easter egg hunt. Weird, I know.

Yes, that is very weird. Are they still edible?

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I don't know, I've never eaten them (I'm weird, but not That weird) but I bet my dogs would think they're still edible. They'd at least make a really good toy to tease each other with (I have 2 dogs. You know how that goes.)

OMG, this had me just rolling!

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I'm sorry to interrupt the fun, but were we not promised some follow-up pix of Buddy?

I do believe we require some new pix of His Highness Sir Cuteness (in his new, more grown-up, not-quite-so-manly form).

Oops, forgot to get those. Will do so shortly!

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When we were new at this (about 6 years ago) I found a "sack" on the ground and it took a minute to realize what it was. I knew it was coming but to finally find one was a surprise. It didn't seem right to just throw it in the trash. I didn't occur to me to toss it to the chickens after all, it was on the ground, they had their shot at it. So I tacked it up on the barn door frame. There are a couple of pair up there now. If I find more they'll get tacked up too.

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