
04/01/05, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Zone 9b, Lake Harney, Central FL
Posts: 4,898
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I thought it was a continuation of the thread about good ole boys molesting heifers!
As I was driving my daughter to middle school today I told her I was going to have another baby. She said "I didn't even know you were dating". Then after a moment, she said "But you had the baby factory surgically removed". I told her I planned to adopt. She said "But we can barely afford Christmas and birthdays now." Boy, was she relieved when I told her it was April 1st!
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