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Old 10/22/04, 05:46 PM
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Beware Of Agressive Deer (Joke)

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has issued an urgent notification that this years deer are becoming quite agressive and very intelligent in their attacks against humans. If you find yourself in a confrontation with any agressive deer, have run out of ammunition and have no tree stand, you're urged to immediately cliimb any tall tree you can find to avoid human fatalities.

An incident has been reported that two men have lost their lives to deer attacks.

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Old 10/22/04, 05:51 PM
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:haha: :haha: :haha:

I love this one -- I'm going to send it to my deer-hunting brothers back home, they'll love it...

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Old 10/22/04, 09:52 PM
 
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Thanks so much that was so funny. Will past it along the creek tomarrow.
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Old 10/23/04, 10:06 AM
 
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Well that got my morning off to a good start.

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Old 10/23/04, 06:14 PM
 
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That's too cute! I think I'll share with the other hunters in the family.

Most of all, though, I love that old Jeep!!

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Old 10/23/04, 06:21 PM
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I am tired of waiting for the correct place to enter; Beware of Agressive deers - Esecually the two footed type! :haha:
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Old 10/24/04, 08:14 AM
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I'm printing that up for a friend of ours who loves to hunt! He'll get a kick out of it.
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