
10/25/14, 09:02 PM
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My name is not Alice
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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: On a dirt road in Missouri
Posts: 4,185
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I did some some extreme off-road biped croc-ing tonight. I turned the cows onto a pasture with no rain. I stuck a garden hose in a stock tank and set my timer for 30 minutes while I went home to take a shower. When the timer went off, I went out all clean and shiny wearing nothing but shorts and a pair of crocs to turn off the spicket. I was met with a muddy mosh pit because the cows knocked the hose on the ground. I tiptoed out to put it back, but ended up looking like the Polaris in the commercial...
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