
02/27/13, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Whiskey Flats(Ft. Worth) , Tx
Posts: 8,749
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............I have an even better idea........ You can install a 'Crapper Flapper' over the cows rearend that will collect all the methane gas in a small tank hung under their belly ! When said cow needs to take a dump the Flapper will be spring loaded with a hinge such the flapper will simply open every time an El Dumpo is necessary . The Flapper will have to be adjusted so that the cow's Arse doesn't get whacked and cause an accidential release of methane .
............Additionally , the methane can be used to power a small generator to recharge the batteries on the location device . Excess methane can be transferred to a large holding tank at Farm Boy Bills main ranch headquarters . Farting doggies aren't cool ! , lol , fordy
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