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Old 11/15/11, 12:17 AM
 
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Who?? What??

Frank feared his wife Gloria wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give him a better idea about her hearing loss
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“Here's what you do,” said the doctor. “Stand about 40 feet away from her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, Gloria was in the kitchen cooking dinner and Frank was in the den. He said to himself, “I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.” Then in a normal tone he asked, “Honey, what's for dinner?”

No response.

So Frank moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, “Gloria, what's for dinner?”

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, “'Honey, what's for dinner?

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. “Honey, what's for dinner?”

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her and says, “Gloria, what's for dinner?”

“For heaven’s sake, Frank! For the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!”
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Old 11/15/11, 02:43 AM
 
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HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's a good one!
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Old 11/15/11, 09:24 AM
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Oh that hurts! Too close to home!lol
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Old 11/15/11, 05:10 PM
 
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At the army induction center the hearing test was conducted in a room with sound deadening materials on the walls. The tester would bring 5 guys in at a time, and sit each in turn facing the far wall. Standing about 10 feet behind the testee, the tester would speak a number in various levels for the testee to repeat. One draftee in my group made no response to any of the tester's numbers, so the tester whispered "you can leave, you failed". The guy got up to leave! The tester laughed and said "you passed".
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Old 11/15/11, 11:25 PM
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Hey Yucca..........when were you in my house????

I swear that is my dh!!! It has gotten to the point when even HE says I think I may need a hearing aid!!!!! Yeah!!

Alice in Virginia
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