
02/24/04, 12:35 AM
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The suggestion of telling the donkey that you just love to see equines consuming so much nice healthy tree bark is a stroke of genius. I bet that would stop them completely within seconds.
You could also tell them you've quit your job, and now depend entirely upon them to provide barkless trees for homestead income.
Nonspray ideas:
Could you prop a few wooden pallets against the trunks and wire them loosely together? Unsightly but it would work.
How about the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape, wrapped very gently around the trunks in a continuous spiral with spaces just large enough for the bark to get light and such between each turn? Seems like with the smell and stickiness it wouldn't be any fun for them to mess with. It would deteriorate over time so the trees wouldn't be harmed. Cheap, fast, and easy to do.
Fragile, overfilled water balloons could be balanced precariously in the lower branches. That should give quick and permanent results, not to mention considerable entertainment value for you.
Prop several long poles, the kind you find standing dead in the forest, against each tree in a tipi shape. They will prevent the animals from even getting close to the trunks, and if they do manage to worm their way between the poles they will crash down noisily, startling, but not hurting, the bark munchers.
Spray ideas:
Eu de used kitty litter is supposed to work pretty effectively. The smell, once well applied, is pretty much permanent. I hope the trees are downwind of your house if you choose to try this.
Slightly diluted tabasco sauce?
Motor oil is the traditional thing, but of course it isn't environmentally sound.
Good luck!!
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