Getting your wood split

[TNHermit]

*MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD**

* 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith....He's hiding'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how
he gets it inside them
logs, but he's hiding' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They
sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff
come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop up your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)

[Lynne]

[JGex]

That's awesome...

[Woodpecker]

thats funny

[auctioneer]

That's probably happened.