05/03/07, 09:49 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 55
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Attack of the crazy tomatoe.
It is reported that an alien tomatoe destroyed several layers of our precious ozone, and killed several trees today! Rumors also abound that this same alien tomatoe contributed to a nervous breakdown by several of our fine citizens.This is the story:While a young couple was grilling hamburgers it was realized that a tomatoe was missing, so a drive to town was required wasting 1.0 gallon of gas.Next the sales paper said they were on sale at the store, so following more signs our alien tomatoe was found.As the large S.U.V. careened back to the grilling burger station -at home all the neighbors almost freaked out because "there goes that young couple again running to town and back."The alien (California) tomatoe "had also required much fuel to transport it to market , and the price almost caused several nervous breakdowns  Aliens are attacking good citizens ,and they taste bad!It cost 11 cents to produce dozens of earthly tomatoes and the neighbors are sleeping very well- now that the alien invasion has been realized- they are among us .....BEWARE!!!  C.G.
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