
10/01/06, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Carthage, Texas
Posts: 12,261
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Uhhhmmmm, to put it delicately, ahh, how did you get stains on the carpet?
If you dance nekkid out under the first night of the full moon, and do it each night at the same time, till the next first night of the full moon, the stains on your hands will disappear...
sorta like colds and medicines... take stuff and be over it in seven days, or do nothing and be better in a week...
In all seriousness, maybe this would be a good time to get rid of the carpet and have a 'new floor'.... I'm sorry, I'm a carpetophobe...
my danged b walnut trees didn't produce this year ...
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