07/29/06, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Georgia
Posts: 5,957
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Always get a Second Opinion (a Joke)
The doctor said, "Bill, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
>news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
>which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates
>one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
>the testicles."
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>Bill was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
>He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he
>was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he
>was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
>realized that he felt like a different person.
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>He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing
>store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the
>shop
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>and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit" The elderly tailor eyed him
>briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Bill laughed, "That's
>right,
>how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Bill
>tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Bill admired himself in the
>mirror,
>the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Bill thought for a moment and
>then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Bill and said, "Let's see ! 34
>sleeves
>and 16-1/2 neck." Bill was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
>"Been in the business 60 years." Bill tried on the shirt and it fit
>perfectly. Bill walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,
>"How about some new underwear?" Bill thought for a moment and said,
>"Sure."
>The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Bill laughed, "Ah ha! I got
>you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
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>The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
>press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
>hell
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>of a headache."
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>New suit - $400
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>New shirt - $36
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>New underwear - $6
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>Second Opinion -PRICELESS
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