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Old 05/22/06, 10:25 PM
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This is way too funny :-)

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass.

Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.

Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh it?"
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Old 05/22/06, 10:30 PM
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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
(1) Religion
(2)Sexuality
(3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ Short story in the entire class.
"Good God, I'm Pregnant; I wonder who did it."

LOL
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Old 05/24/06, 12:29 PM
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"Oh God, She's Pregnant, Where was I?"
There that's only 7 I win I win


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Old 05/24/06, 01:40 PM
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Pregnant? Holy smoke! Me?
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Old 05/24/06, 01:53 PM
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Pregnant? Holy smoke! Me?
You left out the religion requirement Moopups.

Make it "Pregnant?? Good God! Mine?" Still at 4.

I read a similar one earlier that had a requirement that it included Royalty, too. So that one could be, "Queen Mum's pregnant? Good God!!! Mine???"

Edited later to add: Sorry Moopups....I just re-read that. Missed the "holy" smoke part. Ok, you win.

Last edited by cc-rider; 05/24/06 at 01:55 PM. Reason: Duh....
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Old 05/24/06, 03:12 PM
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godimpregnantwhose? One word!
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Old 05/25/06, 05:24 AM
 
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Holy Sherlock! Pregnant?
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Old 05/25/06, 06:34 AM
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It is becoming more and more obvious, we have some brilliant minds here!
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