Huh.
I think I WILL teach him to bark on a hand signal command. It is true that he spends most of his time sleeping (he is 13), but SOME barking is better than NO barking! Even if he does it only once in a while.
Especially when somebody rings the bell after dark, or the orange cat is beating up one of ours!
He has EARNED an honorable retirement, but a few "woofs" should not be taxing!
He was a very good dog: it was his joy to find an excuse to work! A tresspassing cat to chase, a rabbit to get out of the garden, a stranger to bark at, or best of all a possum to frighten! Possums always PLAY possum, which means that he could get eyeball to eyeball with the possum and bark, or practice his pointing skills, or WHATEVER! And the game would go on and on FOREVER! I wonder how many of those traumatized possums ever came back! I would feel sorry for them if they didn't eat chickens.
OK, time for truth. I am a SOFTIE! I used to call him off after a half hour or so! He is a Britany and Brittanys are pointing dogs, so he didn't kill the possums, just did his best to give them a heart attack from fear!