03/24/12, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: middle GA
Posts: 16,654
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A giggle for you today
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage,
a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a
large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary,
and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side
underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained
to the husband his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but
that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's
insurance money.
Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man
opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar
as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart
store. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to
strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her
last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department
stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene.
Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to
strangle the produce manager as well.
However, unbeknownst to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the
hidden security cameras and observed by the store's security guard, who
immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could
even leave the store.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid
plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband
who was also quickly arrested.
The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
(You're
going
to hate me for this...)
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ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!
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