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Celibacy
Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Joe Bob and his wife, Sally Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Joe Bob leaned over, touched Sally Ann's arm gently and whispered,
"Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
And thus began Joe Bob's life of celibacy..........
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01/06/10, 12:34 PM
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HA HA HA HA HA HA! I heard it before but it's still funny!
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01/06/10, 12:35 PM
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01/06/10, 12:42 PM
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sheep & antenna farming
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Joe Bob should get brownie points for trying. Paul would have no clue of my favorite flower OR flour. Doesn't bother me though.
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01/06/10, 12:53 PM
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As long as my hubby remembers that I occasionally need DARK chocolate all is good in the world.
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01/06/10, 01:03 PM
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cELIBACY seems to work alright with persons who are handy!
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01/06/10, 01:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle Will in In.
cELIBACY seems to work alright with persons who are handy!
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Perhaps, but their eyesight seems to be compromised after a while. 
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01/06/10, 02:17 PM
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HA HA HA HA
if Tony new the flour I bought, he would get rewarded before the opposite...haha
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01/06/10, 03:23 PM
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I'd be happy if Dh even knew that much !!! LOL!!
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01/06/10, 03:40 PM
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I love South Dakota
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If my DH said that he'd be in the dog house too - he better KNOW my favorite is Dakota Maid.
And my husband also knows if he is buying flowers, I prefer they have the roots still attached.
Cathy
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01/06/10, 04:13 PM
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..where do YOU look?
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my wife's favorite flower is Carnation and her favorite flour is home-ground hard red winter wheat
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01/06/10, 04:43 PM
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oh, just call me Nicole
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WindowOrMirror
my wife's favorite flower is Carnation and her favorite flour is home-ground hard red winter wheat
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showoff!
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01/06/10, 04:44 PM
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oh, just call me Nicole
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My man might know what my favorite flower is...maybe. Eh, I don't care, he knows enough to keep me happy
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I don't even chase my whiskey, what makes you think I'm going to chase you?
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01/06/10, 04:48 PM
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I thought carnation was that milk that comes in a can 
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01/06/10, 04:49 PM
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I hadn't heard that one before, it is funny.
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01/06/10, 07:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WindowOrMirror
my wife's favorite flower is Carnation and her favorite flour is home-ground hard red winter wheat
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My wife's favorite flower is peppermint carnations, and her favorite flour is also her home-ground. Her second favorite flour is whatever unbleached all-purpose she can find for the cheapest price.
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01/06/10, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Hank
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I think it all depends on whether or not there's gravy on it . Take that anyway you want  Still a hard choice :baby04:
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01/07/10, 09:46 AM
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Before we got married we went through a program called engaged encounter.
It was really amazing how little some couples new about their partners.
funny thing was My now wife and I had been a couple longer than the couples incharge of the program had been married .
to the question of my wifes favorite flower , well it depends on her mood but the top three are bearded iris, pansy and four o'clocks.
Her least favorite subject would be celibacy, which may help to explain why we have a happy marriage
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01/07/10, 11:31 AM
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If I need a Shelter
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Ok I'm wanting to know what the heck I done?? 
big rockpile
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I love being married.Its so great to find that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If I need a Shelter
If I need a Friend
I go to the Rock!
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