I read a joke in readers digest

[michiganfarmer]

They were making jokes about the differents states. About Washington state they said, "In seattle, you havent had enough coffe untill you can thread a needle on a sewing machine with it running.

I was dieing laughing.

[Shamrock]

Hahaha! That good!

shamrock

[michiganfarmer]

there were some other good ones. A guy from NC asked a girl from boston where sh ewent to college. She said "yale". he said, "WHERE DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE!?"

[Wildwood Flower]

Great jokes!

[Saffron]

They were great! I liked the California/Colorado one.

[michiganfarmer]

Originally Posted by Scaresgro

They were great! I liked the California/Colorado one.

hahaha! yeah. That was great too.

[michiganfarmer]

there was a Nebraska farmer giving directions to a tourist. He said, "just keep driving that way. When something changes, you'll know you're outta Nebraska".

[Seagrape]

Originally Posted by michiganfarmer

there was a Nebraska farmer giving directions to a tourist. He said, "just keep driving that way. When something changes, you'll know you're outta Nebraska".

Ha! Yah, that's Nebraska scenery. Boring as watching the corn grow.

[calliemoonbeam]

Ooh, this one's just gross, lol.

How can you tell if an Oklahoman is married? There's dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.