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12/22/07, 07:25 AM
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DW Wanted To Know
DW asked what I was going to do today?  After 25 years you would figure by now that she would know my life is much too complex for an answer.Like I think ahead  I might go fishing or hunting,or just mess on the computer,maybe do nothing
Dang she has already made my day harder by asking
big rockpile
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12/22/07, 05:29 PM
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Correct answer: I'm gonna help you darlin.
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12/22/07, 05:59 PM
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Is anybody here?
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Just watch some old "Ma & Pa Kettle" DVD's to pick up a few pointers.
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12/22/07, 06:13 PM
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Well I got the Truck going,and changed the tire on it and cut 4 loads of wood and put it in the shed and did dishes  YEA RIGHT!
I watched T.V. and then went fishing :1pig:
big rockpile
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12/22/07, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Farmerwilly2
Correct answer: I'm gonna help you darlin.
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She had to work today.
big rockpile
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12/22/07, 07:15 PM
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Rocky, don't you just hate it when someone asks that question? I drop in at the Liars Club for coffee early every morning. Some fair weather worker is always asking me what I'm gonna do today. I had already made it to the resturant. What kind of miricals do they expect all in the same day?
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12/22/07, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by big rockpile
Well I got the Truck going,and changed the tire on it and cut 4 loads of wood and put it in the shed and did dishes  YEA RIGHT!
I watched T.V. and then went fishing :1pig:
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There ya go. You caught up on the soaps and then caught supper for her. No wonder she loves ya, what with all you're gettin done for her. Tomorrow you should do the ironing. Spread all of her scrubs out betwixt the mattress and box springs and take as long a nap as it takes to get them pressed all nice and crisp. You could be a real sport and press a crease in all her jeans, course means having to take another nap, but you could do that after lunch. Just be careful not to over do it and wear yourself to a frazzle.
Red always said if they couldn't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.....
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12/22/07, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Farmerwilly2
There ya go. You caught up on the soaps and then caught supper for her. No wonder she loves ya, what with all you're gettin done for her. Tomorrow you should do the ironing. Spread all of her scrubs out betwixt the mattress and box springs and take as long a nap as it takes to get them pressed all nice and crisp. You could be a real sport and press a crease in all her jeans, course means having to take another nap, but you could do that after lunch. Just be careful not to over do it and wear yourself to a frazzle.
Red always said if they couldn't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.....
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Soaps,heck Outdoor Channel and Comedy Channel.Got to go to our DS tomorrow.
There was couple other guys down there fishing,they found $20.I asked them if there was anymore?
big rockpile
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I love being married.Its so great to find that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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12/22/07, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by big rockpile
DW asked what I was going to do today?  After 25 years you would figure by now that she would know my life is much too complex for an answer.Like I think ahead  I might go fishing or hunting,or just mess on the computer,maybe do nothing
Dang she has already made my day harder by asking
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Just from experience i can tell you this: When a wife asks her husband what are you going to do today...this is what it means.
 get up off your butt and do some thing productive to make my life easier!
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12/23/07, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by big rockpile
DW asked what I was going to do today?  After 25 years you would figure by now that she would know my life is much too complex for an answer.Like I think ahead  I might go fishing or hunting,or just mess on the computer,maybe do nothing
Dang she has already made my day harder by asking
big rockpile
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Next time she asks, tell her you were planning to make a list of things she needed to do around the house when she got home from work.
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12/23/07, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Reptyle
Next time she asks, tell her you were planning to make a list of things she needed to do around the house when she got home from work.
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I leave her a list so she knows what to have done by the time I get back
big rockpile
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12/23/07, 08:23 AM
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You want to swap wifes rocky??? Lo LOUD !
When we first got married she would always ask what time I would be home. I was a contractor. I had no idea what the day would bring with the best of getting a schedule down pat. I might leave the job and head straight from there to give an estimate on another job. The dang truck might head to the closest watering hole.  I might win a hundred shooting pool.  Been known to happen. Been know to loose some too, LOL.
I told her she would know when I got home when the truck pulled into the driveway. That worked good until I fell and am stuck at home. Now I have stopped asking her what time she'll be home.
"When you see me walk in the door you'll know I'm home." Don't that just make your skin crawl???????????
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12/23/07, 08:29 AM
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Tell her you are going to think about her until you go to sleep, then you will be dreaming about her.
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12/23/07, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by big rockpile
DW asked what I was going to do today?  After 25 years you would figure by now that she would know my life is much too complex for an answer.Like I think ahead  I might go fishing or hunting,or just mess on the computer,maybe do nothing
Dang she has already made my day harder by asking
big rockpile
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Hi Big;
Well you could have said; "Make mad passionate love to you." you both probably would have had a very WONDERFUL day!
 tamilee
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12/23/07, 08:56 AM
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Tina is a saint!
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12/23/07, 02:01 PM
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Just an enabler not quite a saint.
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12/23/07, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by CraftyDiva
Just an enabler not quite a saint.
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Sad but true.
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