CCD addiction

[moopups]

Such has began to run rampant here locally, its a total control addiction. TG its contained within a very small area, maybe a 10 mile radius. I started it at the local geezer daytime hangout, 'Good Times' pub.

For those of you whom can handle the graphic details, its a Chili Cheese Dog which must be issued on a piece of wax paper in a plastic basket, properly kissed by the serving wench of daily duty. (Adds to the spice effect).

The bun must be properly saturated with the excessive fluids of the (chili based fluids) county chili cook off queen for two years running. Basic minimum. The meat must be true beef only, Hebrew National (Brand) is used in this case.

The unit is served in the plastic basket, it requires 8 fingers of coordination to remove such to seek your reward (via the wax paper). CCD can only be eaten when served in a flat manor and a fork must be used. Then there is the horizontal shift, mine most often is counter clockwise. So that the unit is perpendicular to my food entrance orifice. (Yes, I am as insane as this sounds).

First the right side bun must be eaten in small manageable bites, I would stress to accept the left side first if your one of those weird people.

Such should be accompanied with an adequate beverage, Amber Stout is my choice, dark and strong. (Properly chilled of course). The serving wench must be of adequate attraction, both qualify at this establishment. The ambiance must be demure, again this establishment qualifies. I am rather sure I am going to allow them to exist once I am appointed ruler of the universe.

ETA; Forgot to check with the goats, to see if this fits in their master plan. Further news later.

[uncle Will in In.]

Mitch, I am guessing that what you discribe is nothing like hanging out at the Pub checking out the barmaid while chomping on a wet goody.

[AJ Williams]

Sounds near as good as eating a Scramble Dog at one of the hangouts here!

Mitch could take "Here have a quarter" and make a novel out of it......The man is awesome.....

[Alice In TX/MO]

We have a very very old theater here in town. Still has a balcony, and I have a certain seat I always sit in. Hubby sits in the recliner next to it.

It's $5 to get in, small popcorn and a small drink will run you a dollar...together.

OK, you're wondering, what has this to do with hot dogs?

The concession stand makes the BEST chili cheese dog ever. People sometimes go to the theater and order food, but don't stay for the movie.

The man who owns the theater just turned seventy. He started working there in his teens. He's upgraded the sound system so much that he can blow the doors to the street open with the right bass notes!

He'd love to sell it and retire. If you'd like to own and operate an historical small town movie theater and sell chili cheese dogs, please PM me!!

Rose