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04/20/07, 11:19 AM
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Sneeze real hard , and Nose Starts Bleeding ??
...................I was just on another website and finished my post and was going to leave to check my mail , and Bam , I sneezed and my Schnoozoola starts to bleed ! So , quickly I wind a piece of paper towel , plug my the nose hole and wait for Coagulation to occur . This would have been a PIT Butt had it occured in traffic , LOL . Sometimes we just don't realize we aren't bulletproof , like we use too be . , fordy... 
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04/20/07, 11:58 AM
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Dang, you must have finally sneezed out that bean you stuck up there when you were six or so. 
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04/20/07, 12:08 PM
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Maybe the air is really dry at your house? Did it bleed long? Have you been checked for hypertension??
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04/20/07, 12:51 PM
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Sounds like you broke some blood vessels in your nose when you sneezed, and your air could be dry mine does that when the air is dry.
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04/20/07, 12:53 PM
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..where do YOU look?
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I hesitate to mention that you might have had a boogie that had developed a nice hard edge to it and that you sneezed that little beggar right against some delicate port of your nasal interior?
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04/20/07, 12:56 PM
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At least that's better than sneezing and wetting your pants!
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04/20/07, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ardie/WI
At least that's better than sneezing and wetting your pants!
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LOL had that happen before.. 
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04/20/07, 01:31 PM
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And if you have trouble with both kinds of continence, you can go for a trifecta. 
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04/20/07, 01:43 PM
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oh, JEEZ!
I'm laughing to the point of watery eyes.
Y'all are SO GROSS!
(do some more)
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04/20/07, 02:21 PM
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At least that's better than sneezing and wetting your pants!
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............Nope , I don't have that problem , LOL!! Actually , My favorite practical joke is to , Cut loose a big old geeZer fart , "Silently" in W. Mt. , and one of those old fat gals comes around the corner on her 'lectric scooter' and passes right thru that invisible cloud . Sometimes they make it thru and sometimes they're just overcome and becalmed in the middle of the isle , LOL ! , fordy... 
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04/20/07, 03:23 PM
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it's even MORE fun when YOU are the one on the scooter and let one rip!
Get MORE victims that way....  Spread the "wealth" down the aisle....
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04/20/07, 04:32 PM
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it's even MORE fun when YOU are the one on the scooter and let one rip!
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When shopping, I try to find an empty aisle and warn DH not to follow, to take a different aisle. Then, I go like heck and let the "breeze" behind me!
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04/20/07, 05:39 PM
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if it is dry air/allergies, then a humidifier at night will help! I have several children who need a humidifier all spring/summer and winter so they dont have frequent nose bleeds...
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04/20/07, 06:31 PM
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In Remembrance
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I see I am not the only one to attend Miss Rawlings 5th grade study hall.....
Of course, I don't think she was really there either.
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04/20/07, 08:21 PM
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Thank you all SO MUCH!!! I was in desperate need of a laugh, and this thread definately filled that prescription.
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04/21/07, 08:34 AM
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Me too - I'm sitting here cracking up!!!!! Whew.
Trifecta! ROFLMFO!
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04/21/07, 10:24 AM
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I apologize for hijacking the thread but since it's turned into a flatulance thread...
DD owns a furniture store & has had terrible gas pains lately. Said she just coudn't help letting a SBD (horrible one) slip out. Said it was so awful some customers thought their small son had 'filled' his pants. Poor little guy kept denying it all the way out the door!
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04/22/07, 03:35 PM
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Ahhh, tears rolling down my face. We have to keep this one around just for those times when we need a good ol' belly laugh!
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04/22/07, 05:07 PM
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OMG! I have to tell you this one.
This morning, right in one of the pauses of Pastor's sermon, his five-month-old DS left out one that was heard around the world! Pastor laughed, we laughed and his wife blushed.
It sorta' changed the seriousness of the sermon!
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