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Jolly 02/26/15 09:59 PM
If your dog could speak, what would it say?
 
Food for thought:

http://aeon.co/magazine/culture/why-...lking-animals/

Old Vet 02/26/15 10:19 PM
All of my dogs can't talk but they have their way of making me know what they want.

Ozarks Tom 02/26/15 10:22 PM
Mine is a pathological liar, don't believe a word he says.

Harry Chickpea 02/26/15 10:28 PM
The dog "talks" at 33 seconds in this clip:

JeffreyD 02/27/15 12:04 AM
I have 2 dogs. An Aussie (Shine...10) and a lab/husky mix (Charlie. ...3). Charlie talks all.the time! Any one having a conversation around here just has to deal with him. He just wants to be part of it. It's cute for a minute, then it gets annoying. But he will also just walk up, sit, and start talking.....Most of the time I can understand what he wants! (Usually a scratch)

Their both knuckleheads and totally awesome.

ninny 02/27/15 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Ozarks Tom (Post 7391338)
Mine is a pathological liar, don't believe a word he says.
Is his name obama?:happy2:

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summerdaze 02/27/15 06:39 AM
Don't have a dog, but if my cat could speak, he'd be saying (a lot) "oh, so you're done petting me ALREADY?" "I need my little Friskies NOW woman!" "yes, I have a perfectly good reason for being up here on the table...because I WANT to" "Oh, you're annoyed with me right now? YAWN. Too bad......for YOU." "I really, really love you, and I really, really want to sleep at the foot of the bed tonight.....and every night after that." "I'm darting outside when you're not looking. CHASE ME!" "Whatdaya mean it's almost impossible to make up the bed with me sitting on it?"
Yeah, with cats, it's like THAT. LOL!

wally 02/27/15 06:39 AM
Mine would tell me to move over its too cold to sleep in the dog house tonight.

po boy 02/27/15 06:46 AM
Alex would say "Cat food taste better!"

MO_cows 02/27/15 09:55 AM
One of ours would mostly say, Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again!

willow_girl 02/28/15 08:34 AM
Ours would say, "Can I please have my testicles back?"

sherry in Maine 02/28/15 09:27 AM
mine would say 'hey....we haven't walked for quite a while....WALK?WALK?Are we going for a walk NOW?NO, I don't have to pee, I want to walk!'
Even dogs get cabin fever in Maine....

Shine 02/28/15 12:34 PM
... Brutus would say - "I don't care where, I just want to be with you."

7thswan 02/28/15 12:46 PM
I taught one of my Labs to say "I love You" and I wanna cookie". My dogs now, If they could say anything, I want out( they have a bell to ring and DO), I'm hungry, leave me alone- to the pup. Everyone is going nuts here, it's been too cold to play or go for walks.

7thswan 02/28/15 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by po boy (Post 7391458)
Alex would say "Cat food taste better!"
Not, cat crap tastes good? some dogs thinks so.:huh:

belladulcinea 02/28/15 12:58 PM
Just let me be a dog.

mekasmom 02/28/15 02:04 PM
"Let's go bye-bye. Mom, Mom, take us bye-bye. Are you ready, Mom? I'm ready. Take us, bye-bye. Let's go to the drive through. Mom..... Mom... Mom, Let's GO! Hurry, Mom. Hurry. We are hungry, Mom. ....."

po boy 02/28/15 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by 7thswan (Post 7392614)
Not, cat crap tastes good? some dogs thinks so.:huh:
That's his second choice :(

TnAndy 02/28/15 03:34 PM
"I'm King of the heap around here......"

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47a2...?tn=-314727884



"Sure beats that roadside he picked us up at......"

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47a1...?tn=1350298039

Cornhusker 02/28/15 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by MO_cows (Post 7391632)
One of ours would mostly say, Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again! Throw it again!
Border Collie?:happy2:

ninny 02/28/15 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Cornhusker (Post 7392812)
Border Collie?:happy2:
Nope, ADHD...:happy2:

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MO_cows 02/28/15 07:26 PM
Mostly lab. I think a little Newfie in the mix. Lives to play, just slightly obsessed.

popscott 03/01/15 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by MO_cows (Post 7391632)
One of ours would mostly say, Throw it again!


I'm in MO's situation also.....

Throw it…. Ok, throw it again.... Ok, has your arm fallen off yet? No. Then throw it again….. Ok, has your arm fallen off yet? No. Then throw it again….. Ok, has your arm fallen off yet? No. Then throw it again….. Ok, has your arm fallen off yet? Yes it has? Well just use the other one. Throw it again…..

rkintn 03/01/15 09:16 AM
Our mini Daschund, Bernard, says "hey, that looks delicious. Can I have some?" Or "Outside! Outside! Outside" or "I'm cold, so in gonna just lay in your lap."

HDRider 03/01/15 09:22 AM
A Cowboy said to a Rancher, "Is that your dog?"
The Rancher replied, "Yup."
"Mind if I talk to him?"
"Durn fool, don't you know dogs don't talk?"
The Cowboy replied, "So what's the harm? May I?"
"Go right ahead."

The Cowboy said to the dog, "Howdy!"
The dog replied, "Hello." The Rancher's eyes pop wide. The Cowboy continued,
"Is this your master?" "Yep, he sure is."
"Does he treat you alright?" "Sure does. Every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play."

Rancher was dumbfounded. The Cowboy said to the Rancher, "Is that your horse over there?"
"Yes."
"Do you mind if I talk to him?"
The Rancher replied, "I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk."
"Well, then what would it hurt?"
"Go right ahead."
The Cowboy said to the horse, "Hello."
The horse replied, "Hello."
The Rancher stood there with his jaw wide open.
The Cowboy asked, "Is that your owner?" "Yup, sure is." "He treat you okay?" "Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements." "Sounds good."

The Cowboy then asked the Rancher, "Are those your sheep over there?"
The Rancher is horrified and stammers, "Them sheep out there, they're nothing but a bunch of liars!"


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