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Old 03/13/12, 09:02 PM
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Well since Women an't here.I have no problem with it working but don't get the chance anymore.

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I wonder what percentage of men with ED are on blood pressure meds? They, along with diabetes, are 2 big causes of it. I suspect the rest is due to ugly women.
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Old 03/13/12, 11:18 PM
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I havn't tried the blue pills but did take levitra(sp) or whatever it was at one time.

Lot's of meds will make your equipment not work. Nothing worse than being horny as heck and having a wriggler do the accordion action when ya put it to work.
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Old 03/13/12, 11:22 PM
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I tried one half of one blue pill once for shat's and giggles. Being I was only 24 at the time I can tell you with sincere honesty; there are very few times I've felt gut wrenching dread and that ranks WAYYY up there.
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I tried one half of one blue pill once for shat's and giggles. Being I was only 24 at the time I can tell you with sincere honesty; there are very few times I've felt gut wrenching dread and that ranks WAYYY up there.
Was she really that ugly?
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Old 03/13/12, 11:35 PM
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Was she really that ugly?
Not so much no. Was more an issue of... You ever over cook a hotdog in the microwave?
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Not so much no. Was more an issue of... You ever over cook a hotdog in the microwave?
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Not so much no. Was more an issue of... You ever over cook a hotdog in the microwave?
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Not so much no. Was more an issue of... You ever over cook a hotdog in the microwave?
Sounds like something to stick in a sandwich you know the company thief will snatch... I mean snitch... "Will the guilty party please raise their... "
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Old 03/14/12, 04:55 AM
 
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I read the possible side effects of Viagra..I'd rather become a monk.And I don't want my tax $ spent on birth control or viagra..if you need it,buy it yourself.
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I wonder what percentage of men with ED are on blood pressure meds? They, along with diabetes, are 2 big causes of it. I suspect the rest is due to ugly women.
I would hazard a guess that you are right. Especially if the woman has been ugly for a very looooooooong time!

I would also hazard a guess that a good many cases of high blood pressure can be traced to having to deal with just such a woman for 30 years.
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I would hazard a guess that you are right. Especially if the woman has been ugly for a very looooooooong time!

I would also hazard a guess that a good many cases of high blood pressure can be traced to having to deal with just such a woman for 30 years.
You mean like that country song by Vince Gill and someone else titled "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed your arse out all day long"? I was thinking more of the story about the guy who went to the doctor for ED problems and find out what was wrong with him. The doctor told him to come back tomorrow and bring his wife with him. Next day, they showed up and the doc told her to come back in the examination room and for him to wait in the waiting room. The doc told her to get undressed and lay on her back of the table. She did and the doc then proceeded to walk slowly around the table five times looking at her and then told her to get dressed while he went out to talk to her husband. He went out and told the husband "There's nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either".
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Old 03/14/12, 07:39 AM
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Sounds a bit like my first wife poppy.... 5' 2.. eyes of blue... nagging and being a total witch all day long... weighing in at 305 and wondering why I preferred sleeping with the dog on the couch! That was before Viagra... but I doubt it would have helped.
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Old 03/14/12, 05:30 PM
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At my age, I just take Viagra to keep me from rolling out of bed at night.....
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Someone mentioned BP medicine. Yep but was on BP meds for several years before I felt the need to try the blue pills. For the benefit of those who are curious, yes they work, yes they are expensive and no insurance doesn't cover them. I get the 100mg and cut them four ways ($20.00/pill) so ends up costing $5.00/dose. Only gripe I have is that they give me a roaring headache.
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Crap! And I thought it was sex that gave me a headache.
Anybody ever try abstinence? I mean for more than a day or two.
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Only gripe I have is that they give me a roaring headache.
Which head?
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I always thought that was the excuse my X used to have....

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Crap! And I thought it was sex that gave me a headache.
Anybody ever try abstinence? I mean for more than a day or two.
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Sorry......got a headache.......hmmmmmm......

Funny thing was....it always made my headache go away; either that or a very hot shower on the neck,
along with a couple aspirin. When it was so numb from the heat, that I couldn't feel much else....
the headache was usually gone as well. 'Course by that time she'd gone to sleep and didn't want to be disturbed ......


And she never wanted to take a shower together and possibly help make either of our headaches go away!!!
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I think the best aphrodisiac is a willing partner. I've had 2 wives, (of my own) warts and all, but by golly they both love a good roll in the hay.
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Old 03/15/12, 11:35 AM
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Anybody ever try abstinence? I mean for more than a day or two.
Yep, its called marriage. Must be something in a wedding cake, one bite and that oversexed little cutie I had been dating suddenly puts on about 75 pounds, gets all mean and snarly and becomes miss "dont bother me".....
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