Muslim Cleric warns...
 

Cucumbers Too Sexy for women :p


An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”

The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.

Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric's list of forbidden foods for women.

:shrug: who knew ?????




Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12...#ixzz1g6zmmjri

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FRom the same story ......


Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij tweeted on Wednesday: “So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?”




......:grin:

I have come to the conclusion that these so-called imams must, by definition, sit around thinking sexually deviant thoughts. I don't know how else to explain such blithering idiocy such as this, and the story the other day where some pervert said if women were allowed to drive there would be, quote, "no more virgins" and prostitution would become suddenly rampant. It would seem, according to their religious edicts, that muslim women must be total nymphomaniacs incapable of any self control; not while driving, not while in coffee houses, not while in the kitchen cooking dinner. At least that's what we are led to believe, according to such edicts by their learned imams.

No, I just think these imams are sexual perverts, deviants, and are obsessed with thoughts of sex. No other rational way to explain it.

... or fruit pies, warm from the oven (like in American Pie)? :hysterical:

Sounds like they can't please their women.

:nono::nanner:

At least mum will get some help from dad making supper! :)

I suppose that there's no point in even asking about hot dogs......

Especially if they aren't "all beef". Wouldn't that be like Holy Water on a vampire! :eek:

:whistlin:

LOL.

Life is so much more interesting with religion. :nanner:

and tacos

Oh, My! As fast as this thread went downhill, please tell me we've hit bottom!

gees they sure must be very unsure of ther manhood...lol

Ya suppose they should put shoes on their camels?

(sorry ED) ;)

~ blush ~




:grin:

Butcher all Ewes :run:

big rockpile

Why do that? They already use little boys because sodomizing little boys isn't seen as sex. No need to hide the tacos and donuts, little boys will do...

And theocratic philosophies.

Y'all are so funny lol. Those poor women. Completely controlled. What's the point in living?

If this is a problem with muslim women, I have a tip for those of you with muslim friends. If you are invited to their home for dinner, avoid the salad.

They must be watching porn too much.

I agree. Can't imagine how they must feel.