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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
No, the boys didn't tell me that one, directly. Lance took us out to dinner and it was printed on the kids' menus! Along with: How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it!! |
Very cute!
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Christine - you need to get out in ADULT company more often! :) :p
Angie |
Angie, I told Lance what you said (I'd already told him about Melissa asking if my kids told me the last joke), and he just laughed and laughed!
Apparently, him taking me out in ADULT company more often is not such a bad idea as far as he is concerned...! As long as I don't wear my hair "yanked" back in a ponytail, of course :rolleyes: . |
Very funny,you got giggles at this household.I for one love kids humor!
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*grin*
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (no-eye deer) What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea! |
Heard a story, don't know if its true or not, but since this thread is sort of a joke type post, will add mine too;
Big out of control oil-well fire down in Texas about 30 years ago and a crew of Mexicans won the bid to put the fire out. Boots and Coots along with Red Adair's old crew decided to hang around and watch how effective these Mexicans were since they bid it so cheap. Van full of Mexicans topped the hill running about 70mph and dashed past all the onlookers..........never slowed down and ran that van right down in the middle of the fire. All of a sudden several Mexians hopped out and began rapidly waving their sombreros til the fire was extinguished. Little later they walked up to the crowd and everyone was cheering and the oil well owner handed them a check. He asked them what they were going to do with all the money they just earned. Mexican grinned and stated; "First thing we are going to do amigo is buy a new set of brakes for the van." |
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ailsaek, I will have to tell my boys that one when they get home from church - they'll love it! (I'm home with the little one, he's sick to his tummy)
I heard one once about how you catch a pink elephant, but I'd probably be banned for telling it - not that it's bad, but it's one to make you <groan>, and it takes about 15 minutes to tell, probably would take forever to read and then everyone would want to shoot me! |
Christine, do tell, please. My late father was famous for his shaggy dog stories, and I remain extremely fond of them.
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Okay, but give me a couple of days - I'm not even sure I can remember the entire thing...
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Oh man, you guys lucked out - I've found it on the 'net. I'll check and make sure it's the right one, and post it tomorrow!
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Here's my OLD favorite...the nacho cheese one is my NEW favorite!
What do you call a cowboy in paper pants? A rustler! |
:rotfl: These are great!
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Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street?........
One was assaulted |
What do you do with a dog who has no legs?
Take it for a drag...... |
what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
elephino.... okay so that isnt quite a kid joke....but this one is: when do you go to the dentist??? Tooth-irty (2:30) hahahahahahahahahahahaha I love Nacho cheese!!!!! I love the play on words....my favorite is "sensuous" sensuous up...would you get me a drink??? Rachel |
Oh man, and I thought my jokes were bad!!
Love it! Bet you all know this one - What's black and white and red all over? wait.. for... it... A zebra with a sunburn! |
Can't resist...... and it's kinda homesteady...
What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan. |
What do you call a scared scuba diver?
Chicken of the Sea! |
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