LOL Good to see your sense of humor intact despite the spring you are having !

With this crew, you don't even need to ask.

I'll be laughing all the way to the funny farm.....:

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The turn this thread took made me realize that when I made my last beer supply order, it never came yet. So, I called them up. Turns out, one of the ingredients was on back order. So, I switched, and doubled up. Instead of enough supplies to make 9 batches of beer, now I'm getting enough to make 18. which is 918 bottles. Enough to last nearly 2 years. Bring on the SHTF!! I'm ready! Well, I will be after the UPS guy runs next Monday. Anybody comes around after the SHTF, wanting beer, they better be prepared to pay an arm and a leg. Or through the nose. Yea, pay through the nose. I like that. Nah, arm and leg. Wait. Girls get beer free. Man. Sometimes you just cant win. Wait a minute, if I add extra sugar, the beer will be killer potent. I might win. Drunk and argumentative girls, screaming at me and all. Now there's a winning scenario.

I still want to know how Zong is doing with his 'used on one side' toilet paper inventory . . . have you sold any? I think you said it was 'half off?'

Actually the "half off" is in reference to the job it does.

I like girls OK. I prefer women. Short and dumpy. Drunk and grumpy.

Uhh, no doubt that getting drunk around me will make the most pleasant short dumpy woman very grumpy.

Ugh more thread drift! We are supposed to be talking about cb s burka women!

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I thought it was the Borg women. Man. You know, Resistance is futile. I was thinking they must be a lot hotter than they look on TV, cause I sure wouldn't have much trouble resisting one of them. Dang Borg women.

Well I'm really confused is every one regressing while getting drunk start out argumentative an turn to people having fun an I guess everybody soon will be like what's sup! Must be like a Benjamin button thing. U are onto to some thing with that beer zong. U can start out argumentative while still coherent an turn to fun as time goes by.

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" Dang Borg women. "


Especially the ones that come with the optional beer brewer / dispenser !

I think I'm the Dorian Gray of beer. I drink, and the picture of me gets really ugly drunk. On the other hand, like Mohammed Ali, I'm still as pretty as I feel. It makes a lot of people mad. I couldn't care less if they mad. I'm pretty. That's not a picture Of Zongorian Gray they're looking at when they see all that ugly. It's a mirror. I'm going to be selling Zongorian Gray mirrors. Test run at the flea market, then on to Ebay!! So there. We're gonna be extremely successful. Hire another secretary. Or 2. Starting my own. Zbay.

Oh that's awsome zbay! I've got my pastures all set. We can sell livestock right. Well I'm the only exclusive breeder in new England of mosquitoes black flies an ticks. Some have gotten lose but there is still plenty

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You need to keep them regional. Down here, we got mosquitoes the size of buzzards. Not a lot of problem with the black butterflies, the mosquitoes eat most of them when they get ticked off.

Well I am planning on expanding nationally an globally

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I think there might be a market for mosquito cheese. Since squirrel cheese went over so well.

I went to an auction Friday night and bought a truckload of poison ivy vines thick as my arm. I'm going to carve them into crack pipes and sell them on the corner. I see a whole lot of potential there. Want me to send you half the load?

I'm not a Borg but I do carry around the Homesteading Weapon of Choice. Sorry to disappoint most but it is not a gun or tank. My weapon is a bottle opener - you will be assimilated.

I knew a girl named Phyllis that opened coke bottles with her teeth when she was a teenager. 25 years later, I lived next door to another woman named Phyllis. I couldn't help but ask her if she could open a bottle(was 40 by then, went from coke to beer) with her teeth. She was like "What?" I talked her into trying it. Well you know they had come out with those twist top bottles by then, and she broke her dang neck trying to get the top off. It was horrible!! Since then, I run, not walk away from anybody named Phyllis. A man got to know his limitations.

I'm pretty sure that if a girl says "One more (girl) and I'll ruin you" she darn well means it. She will probably do so with wonderful enthusiasm and efficiency, too

Mary

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Have churchkey, will travel.

My old high school instincts STILL kick in. Go way around and park on the far side of the party on the other side of the woods and stay on the fringe. No matter how loud the music gets, stay tuned in for the big block Crown Vics.

I may be a post menopausal, but I can STILL outrun Deputy Dawg through the woods and underbrush in the dark, down the backroads, into my garage and onto my porch while he's still cussin' and pickin' stickers outta' his butt.

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Well Deputy DAWG IS A MALE, i GUESS. aNYWAY, iF YOU ( PAUSE a min)ute, he ll catch ya, lol