The "Blond" Hunter ~~~`

[tallpines]

She was excited about her first time hunting with her husband and a few of his friends.
She'd read the "how-to" book from cover to cover.

Unfortunately, in the first few minutes, in her excited state, she accidently pulled the trigger and shot her husband.

The friends helped her load him into the truck so she could take him to the hospital.
She started off and the friends returned to the woods, not realizing she had stopped for a few minutes before getting to the road.

Her DH was in pretty bad shape so when they reached the hospital, the doctors wheeled him right into surgery.

Before too long the doc returned to express his sympathy. Her DH had died on the table.

The blond ask him: "Was there anything I should have done differently that would have improved his chances of survival?"

The Doc replied:
"He would have had a much better chance if you hadn't gutted him!"


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[foxfiredidit]

LOL, nothing like being "field dressed" for the trip to town.

[Wylie Kyote]

Great. Lol. Thanks tallpines, I have stolen your joke and posted it on another forum.

Wylie

[tinknal]

3 blondes go hunting in the woods and promptly get hopelessly lost. One of them said that she had heard that if you get lost that you should shoot in the air 3 times. About every hour they would shoot 3 times in the air. Around dark one of them says "I hope we get found soon, we are almost out of arrows!"

[Ardie/WI]

Originally Posted by tallpines

She was excited about her first time hunting with her husband and a few of his friends.
She'd read the "how-to" book from cover to cover.

Unfortunately, in the first few minutes, in her excited state, she accidently pulled the trigger and shot her husband.

The friends helped her load him into the truck so she could take him to the hospital.
She started off and the friends returned to the woods, not realizing she had stopped for a few minutes before getting to the road.

Her DH was in pretty bad shape so when they reached the hospital, the doctors wheeled him right into surgery.

Before too long the doc returned to express his sympathy. Her DH had died on the table.

The blond ask him: "Was there anything I should have done differently that would have improved his chances of survival?"

The Doc replied:
"He would have had a much better chance if you hadn't gutted him!"


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That is so sick and twisted and I'm sore from laughing.

[diamondtim]

tallpines and tinknal,

Them there jokes are funny! No matter what anyone else says.