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Originally Posted by Oggie
I know for a fact that at least one of the people that has posted on the song thread can't carry a tune in a galvanized bucket.
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There's a hole in my bucket, dear Oggie, dear Oggie, There's a hole in the bucket, dear Oggie, a hole.
Well fix it dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, well fix it dear Lady, dear Lady, fix it.
With what shall I fix it, dear Oggie, dear Oggie, with what shall I fix it dear Oggie, with what?
With a straw, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, with a straw, dear Lady, dear Lady, a straw.
But the straw is too long, dear Oggie, dear Oggie, but the straw is too long, dear Oggie, too long.
Then cut it, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, then cut it, dear Lady, dear Lady, cut it.
With what shall I cut it? dear Oggie, dear Oggie, With what shall I cut it? dear Oggie, with what?
With a knife, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, With a knife, dear Lady, dear Lady, a knife.
But the knife is too dull. dear Oggie, dear Oggie, But the knife is too dull, dear Oggie, too dull.
Well sharpen it, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, Well sharpen it, dear Lady, dear Lady, sharpen it.
With what shall I sharpen it? dear Oggie, dear Oggie, With what shall I sharpen it? dear Oggie, with what?
With a stone, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, With a stone, dear Lady, dear Lady, a stone.
But the stone is too dry dear Oggie, dear Oggie, But the stone is too dry dear Oggie, too dry.
Then wet it, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, Then wet it, dear Lady, dear Lady, wet it.
With what shall I wet it? dear Oggie, dear Oggie, With what shall I wet it? dear Oggie, with what?
With the water, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, With the water, dear Lady, dear Lady, the water.
But where shall I get it? dear Oggie, dear Oggie, But where shall I get it? dear Oggie, but where?
In the well, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, In the well, dear Lady, dear Lady, the well.
With what shall I fetch it? dear Oggie, dear Oggie, With what shall I fetch it? dear Oggie, with what?
With the bucket, dear Lady, dear Lady, dear Lady, With the bucket, dear Lady, dear Lady, the bucket.
But there's a HOLE in my bucket, DEAR OGGIE, DEAR OGGIE, There's a HOLE in my bucket, dear OGGIE A HOLE!!!